cleansimpleNever trust this fellow’s grin. His teeth are sharp and course, his blood’s as cold as icicles, and he’ll show no remorse! What is it?
A crocodile.
cleanscaryWhat man cannot live inside a house?
Snowman.
cleanfunnyscaryWhat room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
cleanlogicsimplecleverA girl is sitting in a house at night that has no lights on at all. There is no lamp, no candle, nothing. Yet she is reading. How?
The woman is blind and is reading braille.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
cleanpoemstrickyI am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space.
I am essential to creation, and I surround every place.
The letter "E".
simpleThis very thing you were born with pleases us all. It's even capable of making men fall, while only experienced by few it's treasured by all.
Beauty.
cleansimpleIf you see a bird sitting on a twig, how could you get the twig without disturbing the bird?
Wait until the bird flies away.
funnytrickyIf it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
cleanmysterywhat am IlogicIf I have it, I don't share it. If I share it, I don't have it. What is it?
A secret.
