cleanwhat am IsimpleA mirror for the famous, but informative to all. I'll show you the world, but it may be a bit small. What am I?
A television.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
cleversimplecleanlogicWhat body part is pronounced as one letter but written with three, only two different letters are used?
Eye.
cleansimplelogicA girl was ten on her last birthday, and will be twelve on her next birthday. How is this possible?
Today is her 11th Birthday.
cleanfunnylogicHow can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
cleanIt will never ask you any question, but you will still answer it. What is that?
A door bell and a phone call.
funnyWhat did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
cleanscarysimpleI don't have eyes, but once I did see. Once I had thoughts, but now I'm white and empty.
Skull.
trickyCan a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
NO since she is a 'widow', the guy's dead!
