cleansimpleNever trust this fellow’s grin. His teeth are sharp and course, his blood’s as cold as icicles, and he’ll show no remorse! What is it?
A crocodile.
cleanlogicsimplecleverA girl is sitting in a house at night that has no lights on at all. There is no lamp, no candle, nothing. Yet she is reading. How?
The woman is blind and is reading braille.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
simpleThis very thing you were born with pleases us all. It's even capable of making men fall, while only experienced by few it's treasured by all.
Beauty.
cleansimpleIf you see a bird sitting on a twig, how could you get the twig without disturbing the bird?
Wait until the bird flies away.
cleanlogicsimpleWhen does Halloween come before Valentine's day?
In a dictionary.
cleanwhat am IsimpleA mirror for the famous, but informative to all. I'll show you the world, but it may be a bit small. What am I?
A television.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
cleversimplecleanlogicWhat body part is pronounced as one letter but written with three, only two different letters are used?
Eye.
