funnyWhat does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
Scrambled eggs.
cleanfunnyWhen does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
cleverwho am IcleansimpleI am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?
Alphabet 'C'.
cleanlogicmysterywhat am II can only live where there is light, but I die if the light shines on me.
What am I?
A shadow.
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
cleanfunnyscaryWhat room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
punnytrickyWhat starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?
A teapot.
cleanlogicsimplecleverA girl is sitting in a house at night that has no lights on at all. There is no lamp, no candle, nothing. Yet she is reading. How?
The woman is blind and is reading braille.
funnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
cleanfunnysimpleWhy is a river rich?
It has two banks.
