cleanlogicsimplecleverA girl is sitting in a house at night that has no lights on at all. There is no lamp, no candle, nothing. Yet she is reading. How?
The woman is blind and is reading braille.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
simpleThis very thing you were born with pleases us all. It's even capable of making men fall, while only experienced by few it's treasured by all.
Beauty.
cleanwhat am IsimpleA mirror for the famous, but informative to all. I'll show you the world, but it may be a bit small. What am I?
A television.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
cleversimplecleanlogicWhat body part is pronounced as one letter but written with three, only two different letters are used?
Eye.
cleansimplelogicA girl was ten on her last birthday, and will be twelve on her next birthday. How is this possible?
Today is her 11th Birthday.
cleanfunnylogicHow can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
