What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
If A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
What do you call an asian vegatable?
Johnny‘s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child‘s name?
Why is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
This is a piece of jewelry
Most often worn by girls
It's sometimes gold or silver
And sometimes made of pearls
What is it?
You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I'm quick when I'm thin and slow when I'm fat. The wind is my enemy.
What is unusual about the following words: revive, banana, grammar, voodoo, assess, potato, dresser, uneven?
Take the first letter of each word and place it at the end. It will spell the same word backwards.
what am Icleansimple
I am a word. If you pronounce me rightly, it will be wrong. If you pronounce me wrong it is right. What word am I?