crazyfunnyI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
cleanwhat am IsimpleBorn of water, I drown in water. A blood-thirsty beast you can barely see. What am I?
A mosquito.
cleansimpleWhat goes up and doesn’t come back down?
Your age.
cleanlogicWhat goes through towns up hills but never moves?
A road.
trickyIf there are four sheep, two dogs and one herds-men, how many feet are there?
Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only people have feet.
cleansimpleWhat can be as big as an elephant but weigh nothing?
Its shadow.
what am IsimpleclevercleanlogicMy best buddy always makes mistakes. But I would easily get rid of the mistakes. What Am I?
An eraser (on pencil).
logicsimplecleanWithout looking at a calendar, within a minute name a boys name using 5 consecutive first letters of 5 consecutive months.
JASON - July August September October November.
cleansimpleWhat do you call a cat crossed with a fish?
Catfish.
cleanlogicwhat am IsimpleGive me food, and I will live.
Give me water, and I will die.
What am I?
Fire.