funnycrazySomeone said you sounded like an owl.
Who?
storyGuy de Maupassant hated the Eiffel Tower. So every day, he had lunch in the one place where it couldn't be seen. What was that place?
In the restaurant that was located at the base of the tower.
cleanwhat am IsimpleBorn of water, I drown in water. A blood-thirsty beast you can barely see. What am I?
A mosquito.
crazyfunnyWhat is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.
cleanwhat am IpoemssimpleI have three eyes but only one leg.
I still close one even if you beg.
What am I?
A traffic light. Many people beg the light to stay green as they're approaching.
funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
funnycleverEveryone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
cleansimplelogiccleverWhat has no beginning, end, or middle?
A doughnut.
cleanlogiccleverYou draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make the line longer?
You draw a shorter line next to it, and it becomes the longer line.
logicsimplecleanWhat always comes into a house through the keyhole?
A key.
