Every night I'm told what to do, and each morning I do what i'm told.
But I still don't escape your scold.
An alarm clock.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
Why is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
What has teeth but cannot eat?
Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
cleanwhat am Isimple
I have no legs. I will never walk, but always run. What am I?
It can be cracked,
it can be made,
It can be told,
it can be played.
What is it?
cleanwhat am Isimpleclever
You can break me easily without even touching me or seeing me. What am I?
A promise (or silence).
cleanwho am I
I am the building with number stories. Find me who am I?