cleanEvery night I'm told what to do, and each morning I do what i'm told.
But I still don't escape your scold.
An alarm clock.
stupidWhy did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
crazyfunnyWhy is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
What has teeth but cannot eat?
A comb.
funnytrickycleandirtyWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
cleanfunnyscaryWhat room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI have no legs. I will never walk, but always run. What am I?
A river.
cleanpoemssimpleIt can be cracked,
it can be made,
It can be told,
it can be played.
What is it?
A joke.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverYou can break me easily without even touching me or seeing me. What am I?
A promise (or silence).
cleanwho am II am the building with number stories. Find me who am I?
A library.
