loveWhat did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
Let me call you Tweet heart.
who am IcleansimplelogicA father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.
Who am I?
Daughter
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
cleanfunnyWhat can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
funnyWhat is represented by this BrainBat Pattern?
EST EST EST EST
Forest.
cleanwhat am IYou will always find me in the past. I can be created in the present, but the future can never taint me. What am I?
History.
cleansimplelogicMr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
logicmathcleverWhich is the smallest number that you can write using all the vowels exactly once?
fIvE thOUsAnd (5000).
poemswhat am IsimplelogicPoke your fingers in my eyes
and I will open wide my jaws.
Linen cloth, quills, or paper,
I will devour them all.
What am I?
Scissors.
dirtyWhat's long and hard and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
