cleanfunnylogicHow can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
cleanIt will never ask you any question, but you will still answer it. What is that?
A door bell and a phone call.
funnyWhat did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
cleanscarysimpleI don't have eyes, but once I did see. Once I had thoughts, but now I'm white and empty.
Skull.
trickyCan a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
NO since she is a 'widow', the guy's dead!
cleanfunnyWhat starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
cleanmysterywhat am IlogicIf I have it, I don't share it. If I share it, I don't have it. What is it?
A secret.
what am II am only useful when I am full, yet I am always full of holes. What am I?
A sponge
crazyA man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?
1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.
punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
