who am II am as big as you are, but I am weightless. Who am I?
My shadow.
stupidfunnyWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI have no legs. I will never walk, but always run. What am I?
A river.
logicscaryThe person who built it sold it. The person who bought it never used it. The person who used it never saw it. What is it?
It's a coffin.
punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
funnycrazyWhat do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
dirtystupidWhat is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
funnytrickycleverWhy don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
cleansimpleThis is a piece of jewelry
Most often worn by girls
It's sometimes gold or silver
And sometimes made of pearls
What is it?
Necklace
