crazystupidWhy do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.
funnyWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
cleanlogicsimpleFeed me and I live, yet give me a drink and I die.
Fire.
cleansimplelogicWhat is it that has hands, yet is unable to clap?
A clock.
cleanlogicwhat am IsimpleI am a fruit. Remove my first letter, it's a crime. Remove my first and last letter, it's a kind of music. What do you think am I?
Grape.
logicWhat has an eye but can not see?
A needle.
punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
cleanlogicsimpleI follow you all day long,
But when the night or rain comes,
I am all gone.
A shadow.
cleanpoemsWhat has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes
And yet never grows?
A mountain.
cleverwhat am II take what you receive and surrender it all by waving my flag. What am I?
A mailbox.
