cleanscaryWhat can run but can't walk?
A drop of water.
funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
simpletrickywhat am IWhat am I?
A question.
poemscleansimpleAt the sound of me, men may dream or stamp their feet.
At the sound of me, women may laugh or sometimes weep.
Music.
funnypunnyDid you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
cleanwhat am IpoemssimpleI have three eyes but only one leg.
I still close one even if you beg.
What am I?
A traffic light. Many people beg the light to stay green as they're approaching.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI eat insects.
I live in the pond.
I hop.
I am green.
What am I?
I am a frog.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
simplecleanThe beginning of eternity,
The end of time and space.
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place.
E.
