crazyfunnyWhy is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
stupidWhy did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
cleantrickylogicA boy fell off a 30 meter ladder but did not get hurt. Why not?
He fell off the bottom step.
trickycleanWhat goes up but never comes down?
A balloon filled with helium.
cleanwhat am IpoemsI am a white box having no key or any lid.
Yet there is a golden treasure inside it.
What Am I ?
An egg.
funnyWhat do you call a bee come from America?
USB
dirtysimpleWhat goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?
Chewing gum.
cleanlogictrickyYou are in a cabin and it is pitch black. You have one match on you. Which do you light first, the newspaper, the lamp, the candle, or the fire?
You light the match first!
cleanwhat am IsimpleI have no legs. I will never walk, but always run. What am I?
A river.