stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
stupidWhy did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
cleantrickylogicA boy fell off a 30 meter ladder but did not get hurt. Why not?
He fell off the bottom step.
trickycleanWhat goes up but never comes down?
A balloon filled with helium.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI live in lakes and rivers.
I eat fish and birds.
I have four legs and a long tail.
I have lots of pretty teeth.
I am a...
Crocodile.
cleanwhat am IpoemsI am a white box having no key or any lid.
Yet there is a golden treasure inside it.
What Am I ?
An egg.
funnyWhat do you call a bee come from America?
USB
cleanwho am II am the building with number stories. Find me who am I?
A library.
dirtysimpleWhat goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?
Chewing gum.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverYou can break me easily without even touching me or seeing me. What am I?
A promise (or silence).