funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
funnytrickycleverWhy don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
cleanpoemsWhat has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes
And yet never grows?
A mountain.
cleanlogicmysterywhat am II can only live where there is light, but I die if the light shines on me.
What am I?
A shadow.
cleverwho am IcleansimpleI am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?
Alphabet 'C'.
cleansimpleWhat comes down and goes up again and again? What is that?
Rain. It falls on the ground, evaporates, forms into clouds and falls as rain again.
cleantrickyWhen can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
