stupidWhy did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
cleantrickylogicA boy fell off a 30 meter ladder but did not get hurt. Why not?
He fell off the bottom step.
trickycleanWhat goes up but never comes down?
A balloon filled with helium.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI eat insects.
I live in the pond.
I hop.
I am green.
What am I?
I am a frog.
what am IcleansimplelogicWhen you don't have me, you want me, but when you do have me, you want to give me away. What am I?
A secret.
cleansimpleIf you see a bird sitting on a twig, how could you get the twig without disturbing the bird?
Wait until the bird flies away.
stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
cleanwhat am IpoemsI am a white box having no key or any lid.
Yet there is a golden treasure inside it.
What Am I ?
An egg.
dirtysimpleWhat goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?
Chewing gum.
cleanlogictrickyYou are in a cabin and it is pitch black. You have one match on you. Which do you light first, the newspaper, the lamp, the candle, or the fire?
You light the match first!
