funnyloveWhats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
cleanwhat am II can be as thin as a picture frame but my insides have many things you can see. What am I?
Television.
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
cleanpoemswhat am IsimpleI taste sweet and juicy.
I smell fruity.
I feel rough and wet.
I look like a bumpy ball.
What am I?
An orange.
cleanfunnyHow do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
cleanmysterywhat am IlogicIf I have it, I don't share it. If I share it, I don't have it. What is it?
A secret.
cleansimpleWhat comes down and goes up again and again? What is that?
Rain. It falls on the ground, evaporates, forms into clouds and falls as rain again.
what am ImysterylogicThis is as light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long. What am I?
Your Breath.
crazyfunnyWhat two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.
