cleanpoemswhat am IsimpleI taste sweet and juicy.
I smell fruity.
I feel rough and wet.
I look like a bumpy ball.
What am I?
An orange.
logicsimplecleancleverHow far can you run into the woods?
Half way. If you go in any further, you’d be running OUT of the woods.
cleanlogicsimpleWhen does Halloween come before Valentine's day?
In a dictionary.
crazyfunnyWhy is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
cleanmysterywhat am IsimplelogicI have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map.
stupidWhy did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
cleantrickylogicA boy fell off a 30 meter ladder but did not get hurt. Why not?
He fell off the bottom step.
trickycleanWhat goes up but never comes down?
A balloon filled with helium.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI eat insects.
I live in the pond.
I hop.
I am green.
What am I?
I am a frog.
what am IcleansimplelogicWhen you don't have me, you want me, but when you do have me, you want to give me away. What am I?
A secret.
