funnypunnyWhat do you call an asian vegatable?
Broco-Lee
cleanlogictrickyYou are in a cabin and it is pitch black. You have one match on you. Which do you light first, the newspaper, the lamp, the candle, or the fire?
You light the match first!
cleanwhat am IsimpleI have no legs. I will never walk, but always run. What am I?
A river.
cleanlogictrickysimpleFour children and their pet dog were walking under a small umbrella. But none of them became wet. How?
It was not raining!
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverlogicI can run, but not walk. Thought is not far behind me. What am I?
Nose.
funnyWhat do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
cleanlogicJohnny‘s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child‘s name?
Johny.
funnyWhat happened when wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution.
cleansimpleEveryone has it and no one can lose it, what is it?
A shadow.
what am IsimplelogiccleanPhysicists have built devices to move me very fast. My last seven letters can be commonly found in newspapers, magazines and journals. What am I?
Particles.
