simpletrickyA boy was born in 1955. He just had his 18th birthday today. How did that happen?
1955 is not the year he was born. It was the hospital room he was born in.
cleansimplelogicmysteryWhat goes through a door but never goes in and never comes out?
A keyhole.
cleansimplelogicA girl was ten on her last birthday, and will be twelve on her next birthday. How is this possible?
Today is her 11th Birthday.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
cleanwhat am IsimplescaryI am alive without breath and cold as death. I am never thirsty but always drinking. What am I?
Fish.
crazyfunnyWhat two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.
what am IscarysimplecleverWhen you have me more, you can see only less. What Am I?
Darkness.
scaryfunnycrazyWhat do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
mysterytrickyImagine you're in a room that is filling with water. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
Stop imagining!
