cleanwhat am IsimplecleverYou can break me easily without even touching me or seeing me. What am I?
A promise (or silence).
cleansimpleThis is a piece of jewelry
Most often worn by girls
It's sometimes gold or silver
And sometimes made of pearls
What is it?
Necklace
funnyWhat do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
cleanwhat am IsimpleI live in the ocean.
I move slowly.
I eat clams.
I have five arms.
I am a...
Starfish.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm.
funnytrickycleverWhy don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
funnytrickyA lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
storyGuy de Maupassant hated the Eiffel Tower. So every day, he had lunch in the one place where it couldn't be seen. What was that place?
In the restaurant that was located at the base of the tower.
cleansimpleWhat has a ring but no finger?
A telephone.
