cleanwhat am IsimpleI have a face like a tree and skin like the sea. A great beast I am, yet small vermin frighten me. What am I?
An elephant.
scarysimplelogicWho makes it, has no need of it.
Who buyes it, has no use for it
Who uses it can neither.
A coffin.
cleansimplescaryEach morning I appear to lie at your feet. All day I will follow no matter how fast you run, yet I nearly perish in the midday sun.
Shadow.
funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
mathtrickycrazyWhat do you get if you add 3 to 300 five times?
303 , 303 , 303 , 303 , 303
funnySam was very busy business man. Suddenly he threw away his expensive watch out of the window. Why?
Because he always felt time was flying and he just wants to see how time flies.
funnyWhat do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
cleanmysterysimpleAt night they come without being fetched. By day they are lost without being stolen. What are they?
Stars.
simplecleanThe beginning of eternity,
The end of time and space.
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place.
E.
