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I have a face like a tree and skin like the sea. A great beast I am, yet small vermin frighten me. What am I?
Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buyes it, has no use for it
Who uses it can neither.
Each morning I appear to lie at your feet. All day I will follow no matter how fast you run, yet I nearly perish in the midday sun.
What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
What do you get if you add 3 to 300 five times?
303 , 303 , 303 , 303 , 303
Sam was very busy business man. Suddenly he threw away his expensive watch out of the window. Why?
Because he always felt time was flying and he just wants to see how time flies.
What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
At night they come without being fetched. By day they are lost without being stolen. What are they?
The beginning of eternity,
The end of time and space.
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place.