what am IcleansimpleI hiss.
I can be poisonous.
I am long.
I have a forked tongue.
What am I?
I am a snake.
cleanlogicsimpleYou can see me in water, but I never get wet. What am I?
Reflection.
dirtystupidWhat is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
cleanfunnyWhat is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
cleanmysterywhat am IsimpleI have no life, but I can die, what am I?
A battery.
logicsimplecleanWhat always comes into a house through the keyhole?
A key.
cleanwhat am II have seas without water. I have forests without wood. I have deserts without sand. I have houses with no brick. What am I?
A map.
logicmysterycleanWhere can you find rivers with no water, cities with no buildings and forests with no trees?
In maps.
logicmathtrickyIf an electric train is going east at 60 miles an hour and there is a strong westerly wind, which way does the smoke from the train drift?
Here is no smoke coming from electric trains.
storyGuy de Maupassant hated the Eiffel Tower. So every day, he had lunch in the one place where it couldn't be seen. What was that place?
In the restaurant that was located at the base of the tower.
