cleanmysterywhat am IsimplelogicI have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map.
funnyWhat part of London is in Brazil?
"L".
cleanwhat am IsimpleI have a face like a tree and skin like the sea. A great beast I am, yet small vermin frighten me. What am I?
An elephant.
cleanlogicsimpleIf you drop me I'm sure to crack, but give me a smile and I'll always smile back.
Mirror.
dirtysimpleWhat goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?
Chewing gum.
funnyloveWhere does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.
cleanmathtrickyHow can you make seven even?
Remove the letter s.
cleanpoemstrickyI am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space.
I am essential to creation, and I surround every place.
The letter "E".
scarysimplelogicWho makes it, has no need of it.
Who buyes it, has no use for it
Who uses it can neither.
A coffin.
mathtrickycrazyWhat do you get if you add 3 to 300 five times?
303 , 303 , 303 , 303 , 303
