what am IsimplecleverI have lot of memories, but I own nothing. What am I?
A photo frame.
cleansimplelogicWhat has four legs, but can't walk?
A table.
cleansimpleThis is a piece of jewelry
Most often worn by girls
It's sometimes gold or silver
And sometimes made of pearls
What is it?
Necklace
crazyfunnyWhat two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.
what am IcleansimpleI hiss.
I can be poisonous.
I am long.
I have a forked tongue.
What am I?
I am a snake.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
cleanlogicsimpleYou can see me in water, but I never get wet. What am I?
Reflection.
dirtystupidWhat is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
cleanfunnyWhat is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
cleanmysterywhat am IsimpleI have no life, but I can die, what am I?
A battery.
