Imagine you're in a room that is filling with water. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
What part of London is in Brazil?
Beth's mother has three daughters. One is called Lara, the other one is Sara. What is the name of the third daughter?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
Why did the man ask his wife for a map?
Because he got lost in her eyes.
who am Icleansimple
I am there when you are quiet. I am broken when you speak. Who am I?
What is it that has six legs, two heads, and flies?
A man on Pegasus.
Every night I'm told what to do, and each morning I do what i'm told.
But I still don't escape your scold.
An alarm clock.
What has a head and a tail, but no body?