mysterytrickyImagine you're in a room that is filling with water. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
Stop imagining!
cleanfunnysimpleWhat kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
funnyWhat part of London is in Brazil?
"L".
cleanlogicsimpleBeth's mother has three daughters. One is called Lara, the other one is Sara. What is the name of the third daughter?
Beth.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
funnyloveWhy did the man ask his wife for a map?
Because he got lost in her eyes.
who am IcleansimpleI am there when you are quiet. I am broken when you speak. Who am I?
Silence.
crazystupidWhat is it that has six legs, two heads, and flies?
A man on Pegasus.
cleanEvery night I'm told what to do, and each morning I do what i'm told.
But I still don't escape your scold.
An alarm clock.
cleanlogicWhat has a head and a tail, but no body?
A coin.
