What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
How many apples can you put in an empty box?
Zero. When you put an apple, it no longer remains empty. Others say one. After you put one in there, it is not empty.
What happens when you throw a blue rock into the yellow sea?
It will sink.
What is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Two baseball teams played a game. One team won but no man touched base. How could that be?
They were all girl teams.
If you multiply all the numbers on the telephone, what is the answer?
0 (Remember, there is a zero!)
What has a neck but no head?
Thirty white horses on a red hill.
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.
Who are they?
How many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)
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I have seas without water. I have forests without wood. I have deserts without sand. I have houses with no brick. What am I?