logicsimpletrickyWhat happens when you throw a blue rock into the yellow sea?
It will sink.
cleanlogicpoemsThirty white horses on a red hill.
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.
Who are they?
Teeth.
what am IcleansimplelogicWhen you don't have me, you want me, but when you do have me, you want to give me away. What am I?
A secret.
cleansimplecleverWhat has a neck but no head?
A bottle.
cleanlogiccleverIf a boy is 12 and his brother is 13, how is the 12 year old older than his brother?
His brother is 13 months.
punnystupidWhat is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra
simplelogictrickyWhat was the biggest island in the world before the discovery of Greenland by viking Erik the Red?
Greenland was always the biggest island in the world, even before it was discovered.
crazyfunnyHow many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)
scaryfunnycrazyWhat do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
simpletrickyA boy was born in 1955. He just had his 18th birthday today. How did that happen?
1955 is not the year he was born. It was the hospital room he was born in.
