funnycrazySomeone said you sounded like an owl.
Who?
funnyloveWhere does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.
cleanmysterysimplelogicIt can fill a room without occupying space. What is that?
Light.
crazyfunnyHow many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)
cleanfunnylogicsimpleWhat can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
what am II'm tall when I'm young, I'm short when I'm old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack O Lanterns. What am I?
A candle.
what am ImysteryI sleep when you are awake, I am awake when you fall asleep. I can fly but no feathers to aid my flight. What am I?
Bat.
cleanpoemssimplecleverlogicI am seen in the water
if seen in the sky,
I am in the rainbow,
A jay's feather,
And lapis lazuli.
Blue.
cleanfunnyWhat is the easiest way to double your money?
Put it in front of the mirror of course.
cleanlogicWhen you put this in a heavy wooden box, the box will become lighter.
A hole.
