funnyloveWhere does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.
cleanmysterysimplelogicIt can fill a room without occupying space. What is that?
Light.
crazyfunnyHow many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)
funnypunnyWhat do you call an asian vegatable?
Broco-Lee
cleanfunnylogicsimpleWhat can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
what am ImysteryI sleep when you are awake, I am awake when you fall asleep. I can fly but no feathers to aid my flight. What am I?
Bat.
cleanwhat am II can be as thin as a picture frame but my insides have many things you can see. What am I?
Television.
cleanpoemssimplecleverlogicI am seen in the water
if seen in the sky,
I am in the rainbow,
A jay's feather,
And lapis lazuli.
Blue.
cleanfunnyWhat is the easiest way to double your money?
Put it in front of the mirror of course.
cleansimpleWhat can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?
Pride.
