cleansimplecleverWhat has a neck but no head?
A bottle.
logicpoemswhat am IsimpleWhen you have me,
you feel like sharing me.
But, if you do share me,
you don't have me.
What am i?
A secret.
funnycrazySomeone said you sounded like an owl.
Who?
crazyfunnyHow many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)
cleanfunnylogicsimpleWhat can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
what am II'm tall when I'm young, I'm short when I'm old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack O Lanterns. What am I?
A candle.
what am ImysteryI sleep when you are awake, I am awake when you fall asleep. I can fly but no feathers to aid my flight. What am I?
Bat.
cleanpoemssimplecleverlogicI am seen in the water
if seen in the sky,
I am in the rainbow,
A jay's feather,
And lapis lazuli.
Blue.
cleanfunnyWhat is the easiest way to double your money?
Put it in front of the mirror of course.
cleansimpleWhat can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?
Pride.