Riddle #36

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The smartest primate

You are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
You.
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Keep it

Even if you give this to someone else, you still get to keep it. What is it?
Your word.
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Invading

I heard of an invading, vanquishing army sweeping across the land, liquid-quick; conquering everything, quelling resistance. With it came darkness, dimming the light. Humans hid in their houses, while outside spears pierced, shattering stones walls. Uncountable soldiers smashed into the ground, but each elicited life as he died. When the army had vanished, advancing northward, the land was gree and growing, refresh.
Rainstorm.
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Trees on my back

Weight in my belly, Trees on my back, Nails in my ribs, Feet I do lack.
Ship.
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Play with English

Buy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
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