cleanfunnyWhat kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm.
funnytrickycleverWhy don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
cleansimpleWhat has a ring but no finger?
A telephone.
cleansimplemysteryAll about, but cannot be seen. Can be captured, but cannot be held. No throat, but can be heard. What is it?
The wind.
crazystupidWhat do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
simpleWhat needs an answer but doesn’t ask a question?
A telephone.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverYou can break me easily without even touching me or seeing me. What am I?
A promise (or silence).
cleansimplelogicI have four legs.
I am a pet.
I hate cats.
I bark.
I am a dog.
cleanlogicwhat am IsimpleI have keys but no locks.
I have a space but no room.
You can enter, but can't go outside.
What am I?
A keybord.
scarysimplelogicWho makes it, has no need of it.
Who buyes it, has no use for it
Who uses it can neither.
A coffin.
