funnytrickycleverWhy don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
funnytrickyA lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
cleansimpleWhat has a ring but no finger?
A telephone.
cleansimplemysteryAll about, but cannot be seen. Can be captured, but cannot be held. No throat, but can be heard. What is it?
The wind.
crazystupidWhat do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
simpleWhat needs an answer but doesn’t ask a question?
A telephone.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverYou can break me easily without even touching me or seeing me. What am I?
A promise (or silence).
cleansimplelogicI have four legs.
I am a pet.
I hate cats.
I bark.
I am a dog.
cleanlogicwhat am IsimpleI have keys but no locks.
I have a space but no room.
You can enter, but can't go outside.
What am I?
A keybord.
