What man cannot live inside a house?
How many apples can you put in an empty box?
Zero. When you put an apple, it no longer remains empty. Others say one. After you put one in there, it is not empty.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
If a boy is 12 and his brother is 13, how is the 12 year old older than his brother?
His brother is 13 months.
What is it that has six legs, two heads, and flies?
A man on Pegasus.
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
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I taste sweet and juicy.
I smell fruity.
I feel rough and wet.
I look like a bumpy ball.
What am I?
What kind of animal lives longest in zoos?
Where can you find rivers with no water, cities with no buildings and forests with no trees?
What part of London is in Brazil?