funnytrickycleverWhy don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
logicmysterycleanWhere can you find rivers with no water, cities with no buildings and forests with no trees?
In maps.
cleanfunnyWhat is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
cleanlogicwhat am IsimpleI have keys but no locks.
I have a space but no room.
You can enter, but can't go outside.
What am I?
A keybord.
what am IcleansimpleI hiss.
I can be poisonous.
I am long.
I have a forked tongue.
What am I?
I am a snake.
logictrickysimpleTwo baseball teams played a game. One team won but no man touched base. How could that be?
They were all girl teams.
cleanlogicsimpleYou can see me in water, but I never get wet. What am I?
Reflection.
cleansimplelogicWhat has four legs, but can't walk?
A table.
crazystupidWhat do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
storyGuy de Maupassant hated the Eiffel Tower. So every day, he had lunch in the one place where it couldn't be seen. What was that place?
In the restaurant that was located at the base of the tower.