cleansimpleWhat has a ring but no finger?
A telephone.
cleansimplemysteryAll about, but cannot be seen. Can be captured, but cannot be held. No throat, but can be heard. What is it?
The wind.
crazystupidWhat do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
simpleWhat needs an answer but doesn’t ask a question?
A telephone.
logictrickysimpleTwo baseball teams played a game. One team won but no man touched base. How could that be?
They were all girl teams.
cleansimplelogicI have four legs.
I am a pet.
I hate cats.
I bark.
I am a dog.
scarysimplelogicWho makes it, has no need of it.
Who buyes it, has no use for it
Who uses it can neither.
A coffin.
who am IcleansimpleI am there when you are quiet. I am broken when you speak. Who am I?
Silence.
what am IsimplecleverI have lot of memories, but I own nothing. What am I?
A photo frame.
cleansimplelogicWhat has four legs, but can't walk?
A table.