What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.
What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.
What is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
At night they come without being fetched. By day they are lost without being stolen. What are they?
What has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes
And yet never grows?
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I don't have wings, but I can fly.
I don't have eyes, but I will cry!
What am I?
What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?
How many apples can you put in an empty box?
Zero. When you put an apple, it no longer remains empty. Others say one. After you put one in there, it is not empty.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.