funnytrickyA lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
crazyfunnyWhat two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.
what am IsimplecleverI have lot of memories, but I own nothing. What am I?
A photo frame.
cleansimpleWhat has a ring but no finger?
A telephone.
simpleWhat needs an answer but doesn’t ask a question?
A telephone.
logicsimplecleanWhat always comes into a house through the keyhole?
A key.
cleanmysterywhat am IsimpleI have no life, but I can die, what am I?
A battery.
scarysimplelogicWho makes it, has no need of it.
Who buyes it, has no use for it
Who uses it can neither.
A coffin.
who am IcleansimpleI am there when you are quiet. I am broken when you speak. Who am I?
Silence.