simpleWhat needs an answer but doesn’t ask a question?
A telephone.
logictrickysimpleTwo baseball teams played a game. One team won but no man touched base. How could that be?
They were all girl teams.
dirtystupidWhat is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
logicsimplecleanWhat always comes into a house through the keyhole?
A key.
cleansimplelogicI have four legs.
I am a pet.
I hate cats.
I bark.
I am a dog.
scarysimplelogicWho makes it, has no need of it.
Who buyes it, has no use for it
Who uses it can neither.
A coffin.
who am IcleansimpleI am there when you are quiet. I am broken when you speak. Who am I?
Silence.
what am IsimplecleverI have lot of memories, but I own nothing. What am I?
A photo frame.
cleansimplelogicWhat has four legs, but can't walk?
A table.
cleanfunnyWhat is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
