loveWhat did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.
funnyWhat do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
cleantrickyWhen can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.
clevercleanlogicmysteryWhat is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
cleanmysterysimpleAt night they come without being fetched. By day they are lost without being stolen. What are they?
Stars.
cleanpoemsWhat has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes
And yet never grows?
A mountain.
cleanwhat am IpoemssimpleI don't have wings, but I can fly.
I don't have eyes, but I will cry!
What am I?
A cloud.
dirtysimpleWhat goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?
Chewing gum.
cleanlogictrickyHow many apples can you put in an empty box?
Zero. When you put an apple, it no longer remains empty. Others say one. After you put one in there, it is not empty.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
