funnyWhat do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
logictrickysimpleTwo baseball teams played a game. One team won but no man touched base. How could that be?
They were all girl teams.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI live in the ocean.
I move slowly.
I eat clams.
I have five arms.
I am a...
Starfish.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm.
funnytrickycleverWhy don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
funnytrickyA lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
cleansimpleWhat has a ring but no finger?
A telephone.
cleansimplemysteryAll about, but cannot be seen. Can be captured, but cannot be held. No throat, but can be heard. What is it?
The wind.
crazystupidWhat do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
