crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
funnytrickyWhat has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
cleanlogicWhat has a head and a tail, but no body?
A coin.
cleanpoemssimpleIt can be cracked,
it can be made,
It can be told,
it can be played.
What is it?
A joke.
clevercleanlogicmysteryWhat is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
cleanlogicwhat am II repeat only the last word you say. The more I repeat, the softer I got. I cannot be seen but can be heard. What am I?
An Echo.
loveWhat did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.
cleansimpleWhat comes down and goes up again and again? What is that?
Rain. It falls on the ground, evaporates, forms into clouds and falls as rain again.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
funnyWhat do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
