cleanfunnyWhat is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
stupidWhy did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
cleanpoemsWhat has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes
And yet never grows?
A mountain.
funnytrickyWhat has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
who am IcleansimplelogicA father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.
Who am I?
Daughter
clevercleanlogicmysteryWhat is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
cleanmathtrickyHow can you make seven even?
Remove the letter s.
cleanlogictrickysimpleFour children and their pet dog were walking under a small umbrella. But none of them became wet. How?
It was not raining!
cleantrickyWhen can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.
