What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
Why did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
What has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes
And yet never grows?
What has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
who am Icleansimplelogic
A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.
Who am I?
What is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
How can you make seven even?
Remove the letter s.
Four children and their pet dog were walking under a small umbrella. But none of them became wet. How?
It was not raining!
When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.