What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
What has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
What has a head and a tail, but no body?
It can be cracked,
it can be made,
It can be told,
it can be played.
What is it?
What is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
cleanlogicwhat am I
I repeat only the last word you say. The more I repeat, the softer I got. I cannot be seen but can be heard. What am I?
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.
What comes down and goes up again and again? What is that?
Rain. It falls on the ground, evaporates, forms into clouds and falls as rain again.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?