crazyfunnyWhat two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.
dirtywhat am II go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
Gum.
cleanWhat is the shortest complete sentence in the English language?
I am.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
funnyWhat do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
cleansimpleHow can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?
Bring a chair back with you.
cleansimpleWhat comes down and goes up again and again? What is that?
Rain. It falls on the ground, evaporates, forms into clouds and falls as rain again.
dirtystupidWhat is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
cleantrickylogicA boy fell off a 30 meter ladder but did not get hurt. Why not?
He fell off the bottom step.
