cleansimpleIf you see a bird sitting on a twig, how could you get the twig without disturbing the bird?
Wait until the bird flies away.
stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
cleanwhat am IpoemsI am a white box having no key or any lid.
Yet there is a golden treasure inside it.
What Am I ?
An egg.
dirtysimpleWhat goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?
Chewing gum.
cleanlogictrickyYou are in a cabin and it is pitch black. You have one match on you. Which do you light first, the newspaper, the lamp, the candle, or the fire?
You light the match first!
cleanwhat am IsimpleI have no legs. I will never walk, but always run. What am I?
A river.
cleanlogictrickysimpleFour children and their pet dog were walking under a small umbrella. But none of them became wet. How?
It was not raining!
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverlogicI can run, but not walk. Thought is not far behind me. What am I?
Nose.
funnyWhat do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
cleanlogicJohnny‘s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child‘s name?
Johny.
