funnyWhat part of London is in Brazil?
"L".
cleantrickyWhen can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.
funnyHow do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
cleanlogicwhat am IsimpleWash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?
Water.
cleansimpleWhere do bedtime books sleep?
Under their covers.
cleanpoemswhat am IsimpleI taste sweet and juicy.
I smell fruity.
I feel rough and wet.
I look like a bumpy ball.
What am I?
An orange.
logicsimplecleancleverHow far can you run into the woods?
Half way. If you go in any further, you’d be running OUT of the woods.
cleanmysterywhat am IsimplelogicI have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map.
crazyfunnyWhy is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.