cleanlogicwhat am IsimpleWash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?
Water.
stupidWhy did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
crazyfunnyI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
punnycrazyWhat is a chicken racing driver's favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
cleanWhat always ends everything?
The letter G.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
cleansimplecleverWhat kind of animal lives longest in zoos?
Turtles.
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
funnytrickyWhat do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
