When is your uncle's sister not your aunt?
When she's your mother.
See also best riddles or new riddles.cleanfunnyloveshort
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.short
What is the best thing to take when you’re run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.logicshort
You have to look at me to say what I show you. I offer two different purposes but I am spelled the same and I am pronounced the same.
WATCH and WATCH (Watch the watch).cleanfunnyshort
What can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Dipping, glinting, gliding by,
Rainbow-fretted, wrought of breath.
I live only while I fly –
Earth’s rough kiss my sudden death.
A soap bubble.cleanlogicshort
Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere.logicshort
Galaxy Detective Karamchand was on a case. A spaceship was lost. Her partner, Galaxy Junior Detective Brightstar gave her a piece of paper.
This was the location of the spaceship! This is what the slip had scribbled on it: Juice, Umbrella, Potato, Ice, Tomato, Elephant, Rice.
Where is the spaceship?
I am always hungry and will die if not fed, whatever I touch will soon turn red.
What flies without wings?
A boy was born in 1955. He just had his 18th birthday today. How did that happen?
1955 is not the year he was born. It was the hospital room he was born in