stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat building has the most stories?
Library.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
cleansimpleIf you see a bird sitting on a twig, how could you get the twig without disturbing the bird?
Wait until the bird flies away.
cleanpoemswhat am IsimpleTo you, rude would I never be,
Though I flag my tongue for all to see.
What am I?
A dog.
logicsimpleWhen is your uncle's sister not your aunt?
When she's your mother.
cleanwhat am IcleversimpleI am a five letter word and very strong. I become single when you remove two letters from me. What Am I?
Stone.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI have four legs and a tail.
I have no teeth.
I can swim and dive underwater.
I carry my house around with me.
I am a...
Turtle.
funnyWhat part of London is in Brazil?
"L".