What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
what am I
I'm tall when I'm young, I'm short when I'm old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack O Lanterns. What am I?
Someone said you sounded like an owl.
Guy de Maupassant hated the Eiffel Tower. So every day, he had lunch in the one place where it couldn't be seen. What was that place?
In the restaurant that was located at the base of the tower.
What always ends everything?
The letter G.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
What has no beginning, end, or middle?
cleanlogicwhat am I
I am not alive but I grow. I don't have lungs but I need air. What am I?
You draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make the line longer?
You draw a shorter line next to it, and it becomes the longer line.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.