simplecleanThe beginning of eternity,
The end of time and space.
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place.
E.
stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
cleanpoemswhat am IsimpleI taste sweet and juicy.
I smell fruity.
I feel rough and wet.
I look like a bumpy ball.
What am I?
An orange.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat building has the most stories?
Library.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
cleanpoemswhat am IsimpleTo you, rude would I never be,
Though I flag my tongue for all to see.
What am I?
A dog.
cleanlogicwhat am IsimpleWash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?
Water.
cleansimplelogicYou saw me where I never was and where I could not be. And yet within that very place, my face you often see.
Reflection.
logicsimpleWhen is your uncle's sister not your aunt?
When she's your mother.