funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
crazystupidWhat do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
what am IA name of an animal minus the first three letters plus a flat piece of wood. What am I ?
(MON) KEY + board= Keyboard
cleanlogicJohnny‘s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child‘s name?
Johny.
cleansimplelogicI have four legs.
I am a pet.
I hate cats.
I bark.
I am a dog.
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
funnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
funnyWhat do you call a bee come from America?
USB
cleanlogicwhat am IThe thunder comes before the lightning; the lightning comes before the clouds. The rain dries everything it touches. What am I?
A volcano.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
