stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat building has the most stories?
Library.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
cleanpoemswhat am IsimpleTo you, rude would I never be,
Though I flag my tongue for all to see.
What am I?
A dog.
logicsimpleWhen is your uncle's sister not your aunt?
When she's your mother.
cleanwhat am IcleversimpleI am a five letter word and very strong. I become single when you remove two letters from me. What Am I?
Stone.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI have four legs and a tail.
I have no teeth.
I can swim and dive underwater.
I carry my house around with me.
I am a...
Turtle.
funnyWhat part of London is in Brazil?
"L".
cleantrickyWhen can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.
