cleverwhat am II take what you receive and surrender it all by waving my flag. What am I?
A mailbox.
cleanwhat am IpoemssimpleI don't have wings, but I can fly.
I don't have eyes, but I will cry!
What am I?
A cloud.
cleansimplelogicI have a little tail.
My nose is called a snout.
I live on a farm.
I can say, "Oink-oink"
I am a...
Pig.
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
cleanscaryWhat can run but can't walk?
A drop of water.
funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
funnylogictrickyA horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
poemscleansimpleAt the sound of me, men may dream or stamp their feet.
At the sound of me, women may laugh or sometimes weep.
Music.
funnyHow do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
funnypunnyDid you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.