There are different types of stones available. However, there is one type of stone you cannot find in the ocean! What is that?
A dry stone.
If you have two coins which total 35 cents and one of the coins is not a dime, what are the two coins?
A quarter and a dime. One coin is not a dime, but the other one is.
What do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
Tommy Tucker took two strings and tied two turtles to two tall trees. How many T’s in that?
There are 2 t’s in THAT.
Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
What happened when wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution.
What is the softest nut in the entire world?
What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
What is the richest kind of air?
What always ends everything?
The letter G.