What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
what am I
I'm tall when I'm young, I'm short when I'm old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack O Lanterns. What am I?
Someone said you sounded like an owl.
Guy de Maupassant hated the Eiffel Tower. So every day, he had lunch in the one place where it couldn't be seen. What was that place?
In the restaurant that was located at the base of the tower.
What always ends everything?
The letter G.
cleanwhat am Ipoemssimple
I have three eyes but only one leg.
I still close one even if you beg.
What am I?
A traffic light. Many people beg the light to stay green as they're approaching.
A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
What has no beginning, end, or middle?
cleanlogicwhat am I
I am not alive but I grow. I don't have lungs but I need air. What am I?