funnyloveWhat happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
what am II'm tall when I'm young, I'm short when I'm old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack O Lanterns. What am I?
A candle.
funnycrazySomeone said you sounded like an owl.
Who?
storyGuy de Maupassant hated the Eiffel Tower. So every day, he had lunch in the one place where it couldn't be seen. What was that place?
In the restaurant that was located at the base of the tower.
cleanWhat always ends everything?
The letter G.
cleanwhat am IpoemssimpleI have three eyes but only one leg.
I still close one even if you beg.
What am I?
A traffic light. Many people beg the light to stay green as they're approaching.
funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
cleansimplelogiccleverWhat has no beginning, end, or middle?
A doughnut.
cleanlogicwhat am II am not alive but I grow. I don't have lungs but I need air. What am I?
Fire.
