what am II am only useful when I am full, yet I am always full of holes. What am I?
A sponge
trickyfunnyWhat do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
trickylogicWhat is the word that is spelled incorrectly in all dictionaries?
Incorrectly.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI have no legs. I will never walk, but always run. What am I?
A river.
stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
what am ItrickyForward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
Forward I am ton, backwards I am not.
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
dirtystupidWhat is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
logicscaryThe person who built it sold it. The person who bought it never used it. The person who used it never saw it. What is it?
It's a coffin.
cleanwho am IsimplecleverI have all the knowledge you have. But I am small as your fist that your hands can hold me. Who am I?
I'm your brain.
