what am I
I am only useful when I am full, yet I am always full of holes. What am I?
What do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
What is the word that is spelled incorrectly in all dictionaries?
cleanwhat am Isimple
I have no legs. I will never walk, but always run. What am I?
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
what am Itricky
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
Forward I am ton, backwards I am not.
Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
What is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
The person who built it sold it. The person who bought it never used it. The person who used it never saw it. What is it?
It's a coffin.
cleanwho am Isimpleclever
I have all the knowledge you have. But I am small as your fist that your hands can hold me. Who am I?
I'm your brain.