stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
cleanlogicwhat am IThe thunder comes before the lightning; the lightning comes before the clouds. The rain dries everything it touches. What am I?
A volcano.
what am II'm tall when I'm young, I'm short when I'm old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack O Lanterns. What am I?
A candle.
cleanwhat am IYou write on me and secrets I can keep. In places never seen. I spin like a top. Though stiff as a board, I'm often described like a mop. What am I?
A Floppy Disk.
logicmathtrickyHockey Stick and ball cost $50. If the Stick cost $49 more than the ball. What is the cost of each ?
Hockey Stick $49.50 & ball $0.50.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI am full of holes but I can still hold water. What am I?
A sponge.
crazyfunnyHow far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
funnyloveWhats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
trickycleanWhat goes up but never comes down?
A balloon filled with helium.