What's green and loud?
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The thunder comes before the lightning; the lightning comes before the clouds. The rain dries everything it touches. What am I?
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I'm tall when I'm young, I'm short when I'm old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack O Lanterns. What am I?
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You write on me and secrets I can keep. In places never seen. I spin like a top. Though stiff as a board, I'm often described like a mop. What am I?
A Floppy Disk.
Hockey Stick and ball cost $50. If the Stick cost $49 more than the ball. What is the cost of each ?
Hockey Stick $49.50 & ball $0.50.
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
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I am full of holes but I can still hold water. What am I?
How far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
Whats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
What goes up but never comes down?
A balloon filled with helium.