punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives
cleansimpleI cannot be felt, seen or touched, yet I can be found in everybody. My existence is always in debate, yet I have my own style of music.
I'm a soul.
funnyHow do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
funnyloveHow do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
QT.
crazyfunnyWhy is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
punnyWhat is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
crazyfunnyI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
cleanscarysimpleI don't have eyes, but once I did see. Once I had thoughts, but now I'm white and empty.
Skull.
