what am IsimplelogicclevercleanI don’t have eyes, ears, nose and tongue, but I can see, smell, hear and taste everything. What am I?
A brain.
punnystupidWhat is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverYou can break me easily without even touching me or seeing me. What am I?
A promise (or silence).
trickyfunnyThe red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC.
cleanfunnyWhen does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
funnyWhy is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
cleanwhat am IsimpleI have foot, but there are no legs! What Am I?
A snail.
cleanIt will never ask you any question, but you will still answer it. What is that?
A door bell and a phone call.
cleanfunnyWhat did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
