crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
crazyA man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?
1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.
funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
cleversimplecleanlogicWhat body part is pronounced as one letter but written with three, only two different letters are used?
Eye.
cleanIt will never ask you any question, but you will still answer it. What is that?
A door bell and a phone call.
cleanlogicsimpleI follow you all day long,
But when the night or rain comes,
I am all gone.
A shadow.
cleanfunnylogicHow can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
cleanfunnyWhat starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
cleanscarysimpleI don't have eyes, but once I did see. Once I had thoughts, but now I'm white and empty.
Skull.