If a man carried my burden
He would break his back.
I am not rich,
but leave silver in my track.
What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants.
Tommy Tucker took two strings and tied two turtles to two tall trees. How many T’s in that?
There are 2 t’s in THAT.
cleanwho am I
I am the building with number stories. Find me who am I?
logicwho am Isimpleclean
I eat other animals.
I have a big mouth.
I am green.
I live in the water.
Who am I?
I am a crocodile.
Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
What is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
A sundial has the fewest moving parts of any timepiece. Which has the most?
An hourglass, with thousands of grains of sand.
What is unusual about the following words: revive, banana, grammar, voodoo, assess, potato, dresser, uneven?
Take the first letter of each word and place it at the end. It will spell the same word backwards.