Best short riddles

love

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.
70.35 %
56 votes
cleanlogicsimple

You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I'm quick when I'm thin and slow when I'm fat. The wind is my enemy.
A candle.
70.32 %
64 votes