cleansimpleWe hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size. What are we?
Words.
stupidWhat do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Stinker Bell.
cleansimpleWhat goes up and doesn’t come back down?
Your age.
cleansimplelogicI have four legs.
I am a pet.
I hate cats.
I bark.
I am a dog.
cleanlogictrickyThere is bomb on top of a computer; around the computer are a hairbrush, keys, phone and a cup. When the explosion comes, what item destroyed first?
The bomb.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI live in the ocean.
I move slowly.
I eat clams.
I have five arms.
I am a...
Starfish.
cleanfunnylogicDuring what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
funnyWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
funnytrickyIf it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
crazyfunnytrickyWhat do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.