logictrickyTommy Tucker took two strings and tied two turtles to two tall trees. How many T’s in that?
There are 2 t’s in THAT.
stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
cleanWhat gets broken without being held?
A promise.
cleanlogicIf you have one pound of rocks and one pound of feathers, which one will weigh more?
They both weigh a pound.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicI travel all over the world, but always stay in my corner. What am I?
A stamp.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI get whiter the dirtier I get. What am I?
A blackboard
logictrickyIf you had one match and entered a room in which there were a kerosene lamp, an oil burner, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?
The match.
crazyfunnyWhy is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
loveWhat did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
Let me call you Tweet heart.
poemswhat am IsimplelogicPoke your fingers in my eyes
and I will open wide my jaws.
Linen cloth, quills, or paper,
I will devour them all.
What am I?
Scissors.
