funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
funnytrickyscaryImagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Quit imagining.
cleanlogictrickyThere is bomb on top of a computer; around the computer are a hairbrush, keys, phone and a cup. When the explosion comes, what item destroyed first?
The bomb.
what am IscarysimplecleverWhen you have me more, you can see only less. What Am I?
Darkness.
crazyfunnyHow far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
loveWhat happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants.
simplecleanWhat is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow.
cleansimpleWhat goes up when rain comes down?
An umbrella.
