cleanfunnyscaryWhat room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
punnytrickyWhat starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?
A teapot.
funnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
cleanfunnysimpleWhy is a river rich?
It has two banks.
cleanscaryWhat man cannot live inside a house?
Snowman.
cleansimpleNever trust this fellow’s grin. His teeth are sharp and course, his blood’s as cold as icicles, and he’ll show no remorse! What is it?
A crocodile.
who am II am as big as you are, but I am weightless. Who am I?
My shadow.
cleanlogicsimplecleverA girl is sitting in a house at night that has no lights on at all. There is no lamp, no candle, nothing. Yet she is reading. How?
The woman is blind and is reading braille.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
simpleThis very thing you were born with pleases us all. It's even capable of making men fall, while only experienced by few it's treasured by all.
Beauty.
