what am II am only useful when I am full, yet I am always full of holes. What am I?
A sponge
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
funnytrickyIf it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
punnytrickyWhat starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?
A teapot.
funnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
cleanfunnysimpleWhy is a river rich?
It has two banks.
funnyIf you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
crazyfunnytrickyWhy do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
cleanlogicwhat am IThe thunder comes before the lightning; the lightning comes before the clouds. The rain dries everything it touches. What am I?
A volcano.
funnylogictrickyA horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.