My life can be measured in hours.
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick. Fat, I am slow.
Wind is my foe.
See also best riddles or new riddles.cleanfunnyshort
How many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)cleanfunnyloveshort
How do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else. cleanlogic
Jake and his friend Paco had very famous challenge sessions at their school. One would suggest something they could do, and the other would prove it wrong somehow. One day, Jake surprised Paco by stating: "I can answer any question in the world." Sure that he would win the challenge, Paco accepted the task of proving it wrong. He wrote up a test full of impossible questions. After a while, Jake returned the test. Paco unbelievably lost the challenge and told Jake he could indeed answer any question. How did Jake win?
For all the impossible questions, Jake simply wrote "I don't know".cleanfunnyshort
What you call a witch at a beach?
What is a tree's favorite drink?
Say my name and I disappear.
It makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.cleanshortwhat am I
When it comes to me, you go on red and stops on green. What am I?
What 8 letter word can have a letter taken away and it still makes a word. Take another letter away and it still makes a word. Keep on doing that until you have one letter left. What is the word?
The word is starting! starting, staring, string, sting, sing, sin, in, i. cleanpoems
I go around in circles,
but always go straight ahead.
I never ever complain,
no matter where I am lead