trickyfunnyWhat do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
funnyWhat has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
cleansimpleWhat goes up when rain comes down?
An umbrella.
cleansimpleThey are twin sisters, same height; they work in the kitchen, arm in arm. Whatever is cooked, they always try it first.
Chopsticks.
loveWhat did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.
cleansimpleWhat is everthing yet nothing, has no start and no end, creates yets destroys, brings life and death what is it?
Void
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
dirtywhat am II go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
Gum.
cleanWhat nuts give you a cold?
Cachoo (cashew) nuts.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI have a face like a tree and skin like the sea. A great beast I am, yet small vermin frighten me. What am I?
An elephant.
