dirtywhat am II go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
Gum.
funnytrickycleandirtyWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
cleanpoemssimpleIt can be cracked,
it can be made,
It can be told,
it can be played.
What is it?
A joke.
trickysimpleThe horse jumps over the king. Strangely there is absolutely no scratch on him. Can you explain, how is it possible?
Horse And King are chess piece and the above action is a part of a chess game.
cleanwho am IsimplecleverI have all the knowledge you have. But I am small as your fist that your hands can hold me. Who am I?
I'm your brain.
what am IsimpleclevercleanlogicMy best buddy always makes mistakes. But I would easily get rid of the mistakes. What Am I?
An eraser (on pencil).
trickyfunnyWhat do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
funnyWhat has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
cleansimpleWhat goes up when rain comes down?
An umbrella.
cleansimpleThey are twin sisters, same height; they work in the kitchen, arm in arm. Whatever is cooked, they always try it first.
Chopsticks.
