Best short riddles

love

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.
70.35 %
56 votes
trickysimple

The horse jumps over the king. Strangely there is absolutely no scratch on him. Can you explain, how is it possible?
Horse And King are chess piece and the above action is a part of a chess game.
70.33 %
145 votes