funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
cleanpoemssimpleIt can be cracked,
it can be made,
It can be told,
it can be played.
What is it?
A joke.
cleanlogicwhat am II am not alive but I grow. I don't have lungs but I need air. What am I?
Fire.
cleansimpleWhat goes up when rain comes down?
An umbrella.
loveWhat did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.
cleansimpleWhat is everthing yet nothing, has no start and no end, creates yets destroys, brings life and death what is it?
Void
logicwhat am IpoemsA slender body, a tiny eye,
no matter what happens, I never cry.
What am I?
Sewing neddle.
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
cleanWhat nuts give you a cold?
Cachoo (cashew) nuts.
poemssimpleclevercleanThree lives have I.
Gentle enough to soothe the skin,
Light enough to caress the sky,
Hard enough to crack rocks.
Water.
