who am I
I am as big as you are, but I am weightless. Who am I?
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.
What bird can write?
Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
Which is the smallest number that you can write using all the vowels exactly once?
fIvE thOUsAnd (5000).
This old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
How do you divide 20 oranges equally to 11 girls? No one gets more and no one gets less. All 11 girls should receive equal portions. How?
Juice the oranges and serve the equal quantity of orange juice.
What can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?