cleanpoemssimpleIt can be cracked,
it can be made,
It can be told,
it can be played.
What is it?
A joke.
cleanlogicwhat am II am not alive but I grow. I don't have lungs but I need air. What am I?
Fire.
cleansimpleWhat goes up when rain comes down?
An umbrella.
cleansimpleThey are twin sisters, same height; they work in the kitchen, arm in arm. Whatever is cooked, they always try it first.
Chopsticks.
loveWhat did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.
cleansimpleWhat is everthing yet nothing, has no start and no end, creates yets destroys, brings life and death what is it?
Void
logicwhat am IpoemsA slender body, a tiny eye,
no matter what happens, I never cry.
What am I?
Sewing neddle.
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
stupidWhat do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Stinker Bell.
cleanWhat nuts give you a cold?
Cachoo (cashew) nuts.
