crazyfunnyWhat do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
logicmathA clock chimes 5 times in 4 seconds. How many times will it chime in 10 seconds?
11 times. It chimes at zero and then once every second for 10 seconds.
cleanlogicsimpleIt is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you will die? What is it?
Nothing.
cleansimpleRed through and through, it has no mouth. But it eats many things; it fears water but not wind.
Fire.
cleanpoemssimplelogicAlive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking.
Fish.
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
cleanpoemssimplecleverLarge as a mountain, small as a pea,
Endlessly swimming in a waterless sea.
Asteroids.
simplecleanEvery time you stand up, you lose this. What is it?
Your lap.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
what am IsimplecleanI'm very, very big.
I like to eat peanuts and hay.
I have four legs and two big ears.
My long nose is called a trunk.
I am an...
Elephant.
