crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
logicclevercleanA word I know,
Six letters it contains,
Subtract just one,
And twelve is what remains.
Dozens.
cleanwhat am IsimpleA container without hinges, lock or a key, yet a golden treasure lies inside me. What am I?
An egg.
poemswhat am IsimplelogicPoke your fingers in my eyes
and I will open wide my jaws.
Linen cloth, quills, or paper,
I will devour them all.
What am I?
Scissors.
crazyfunnyWhy is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
cleansimpleIf a man carried my burden
He would break his back.
I am not rich,
but leave silver in my track.
Snail.
logicsimplecleanWithout looking at a calendar, within a minute name a boys name using 5 consecutive first letters of 5 consecutive months.
JASON - July August September October November.
cleancleversimpleHow do you divide 20 oranges equally to 11 girls? No one gets more and no one gets less. All 11 girls should receive equal portions. How?
Juice the oranges and serve the equal quantity of orange juice.
cleansimpleWe hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size. What are we?
Words.
funnypunnyWhat do you call an asian vegatable?
Broco-Lee
