stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
cleansimplecleverSomething very extraordinary happened on the 6th of May, 1978 at thirty-four minutes past twelve a.m. What was it?
At that moment, the time and day could be written as 12:34, 5/6/78.
cleanwho am IsimplecleverI have all the knowledge you have. But I am small as your fist that your hands can hold me. Who am I?
I'm your brain.
funnycleverEveryone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
cleanWhat is the shortest complete sentence in the English language?
I am.
funnytrickycleandirtyWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
clevercleanlogicmysteryWhat is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
funnyloveWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
cleanlogicWhy did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1.
funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
