stupidWhat do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Stinker Bell.
trickyCan a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
NO since she is a 'widow', the guy's dead!
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicI go around all the places, cities, towns and villages, but never come inside. What am I?
A street.
logicsimpleclevercleanWhat does this rebus say? XLR8.
Accelerate.
cleanIn which place are you silent?
In the building ("u" is silent in pronouncing "building".
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverlogicArmored but not a knight, snapping but not a twig, and always at home, even on the move. What am I?
A turtle.
funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
cleanwhat am IpoemssimpleI have three eyes but only one leg.
I still close one even if you beg.
What am I?
A traffic light. Many people beg the light to stay green as they're approaching.
cleanlogicwhat am IYou can easily touch me, but not see me. You can throw me out, but not away. What am I?
Your back.
