cleansimplecleverSomething very extraordinary happened on the 6th of May, 1978 at thirty-four minutes past twelve a.m. What was it?
At that moment, the time and day could be written as 12:34, 5/6/78.
clevercleanlogicmysteryWhat is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
funnyThere’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
cleanWhat is the shortest complete sentence in the English language?
I am.
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
cleanlogicWhy did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1.
funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverI am a seed with three letters in my name. Take away the last two and I still sound the same. What am I?
Pea.
cleanlogicwhat am IpoemsI’m teary-eyed but never cry,
silver-tongued, but never lie.
double-winged, but never fly,
air-cooled, but never dry.
What am I?
Mercury. The element looks shiny, silver, and is wet. The god Mercury has two wings but only uses them to run.
