punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
what am IA name of an animal minus the first three letters plus a flat piece of wood. What am I ?
(MON) KEY + board= Keyboard
stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
funnycrazyWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI live in the ocean.
I have eight legs, two big claws and a tail.
My body has a hard shell.
I eat anything I can find.
I am a...
Lobster.
logicmathtrickysimpleIf you have two coins which total 35 cents and one of the coins is not a dime, what are the two coins?
A quarter and a dime. One coin is not a dime, but the other one is.
logictrickyTom's height is six feet, he is an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 12 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat.
cleanwho am II am the building with number stories. Find me who am I?
A library.
funnyWhat do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
