cleanfunnyHow do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
what am IsimplecleanI live in a house called a coop.
I have two legs, two wings and a tail.
I eat worms and bugs and grain.
I lay eggs.
I am a...
Chicken.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
simplestupidWhat do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverI am a seed with three letters in my name. Take away the last two and I still sound the same. What am I?
Pea.
funnyloveWhats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
clevercleansimpleWhat has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps, can run but never walks, and has a bank but no money?
A river.
cleansimpleWhat is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
Shadow.
cleanfunnylogicYou leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
funnyWhat bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
