logicmathA clock chimes 5 times in 4 seconds. How many times will it chime in 10 seconds?
11 times. It chimes at zero and then once every second for 10 seconds.
cleansimpleRed through and through, it has no mouth. But it eats many things; it fears water but not wind.
Fire.
cleanpoemssimplelogicAlive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking.
Fish.
cleansimpleWhat goes up when the rain comes down?
Umbrella.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
cleanpoemssimplecleverLarge as a mountain, small as a pea,
Endlessly swimming in a waterless sea.
Asteroids.
simplecleanEvery time you stand up, you lose this. What is it?
Your lap.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
crazyfunnyWhy did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
cleanlogicsimpleIt is impossible to keep it until you give it someone else. What is that?
A promise.
