logictrickyTom's height is six feet, he is an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 12 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat.
cleantrickyHow can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
what am IcrazyI have 4 eyes, but I cannot see! What Am I?
Mississippi.
logicsimplecleanWhat four related words are merged here:
SWAS PURI UINM NTTU MGER MNER
Spring, summer, autumn and winter.
cleansimplelogicI have a face but no eyes, hands but no arms. What am I?
A clock.
cleanWhat never asks questions but is often answered?
A doorbell.
funnytrickycleandirtyWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
crazyfunnyHow far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
