logictrickyTom's height is six feet, he is an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 12 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat.
cleantrickyHow can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
what am IcrazyI have 4 eyes, but I cannot see! What Am I?
Mississippi.
logicsimplecleanWhat four related words are merged here:
SWAS PURI UINM NTTU MGER MNER
Spring, summer, autumn and winter.
cleansimplelogicI have a face but no eyes, hands but no arms. What am I?
A clock.
cleanWhat never asks questions but is often answered?
A doorbell.
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
crazyfunnyHow far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
crazyfunnyWhat do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
