crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverI am a seed with three letters in my name. Take away the last two and I still sound the same. What am I?
Pea.
cleansimpleWhat is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
Shadow.
what am IscarysimplecleverWhen you have me more, you can see only less. What Am I?
Darkness.
crazyfunnyHow far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
crazyfunnyWhat do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
clevercleanlogicmysteryWhat is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
cleansimpleRed through and through, it has no mouth. But it eats many things; it fears water but not wind.
Fire.
cleanlogicwhat am IpoemsI’m teary-eyed but never cry,
silver-tongued, but never lie.
double-winged, but never fly,
air-cooled, but never dry.
What am I?
Mercury. The element looks shiny, silver, and is wet. The god Mercury has two wings but only uses them to run.
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
