It will never ask you any question, but you will still answer it. What is that?
A door bell and a phone call.
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
Why is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
What's the missing letter?
J ? M A M J J A S O N D
Eplanation: The letters are the first letter of each of the twelve months. The second month is February.
What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
I follow you all day long,
But when the night or rain comes,
I am all gone.
What king can you make if you take:
the head of a lamb
the middle of a pig
the hind of a buffalo
and the tail of a dragon?
A lion, king of the jungle! (the head of a Lamb, the middle of a pIg, the hind of a buffalO and the tail of a dragoN)
cleanwhat am I
I weigh almost nothing. I am lighter than air. But even the strongest man in the world cannot lift me. What Am I?
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.