cleansimpleWhat goes up when the rain comes down?
Umbrella.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
cleanpoemssimplecleverLarge as a mountain, small as a pea,
Endlessly swimming in a waterless sea.
Asteroids.
simplecleanEvery time you stand up, you lose this. What is it?
Your lap.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
trickyIf there are four sheep, two dogs and one herds-men, how many feet are there?
Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only people have feet.
logiccleansimpleWhich month has 30 days?
All of them, except February.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
logictrickyTom's height is six feet, he is an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 12 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
