cleanpoemssimplelogicAlive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking.
Fish.
cleansimpleWhat goes up when the rain comes down?
Umbrella.
cleanpoemssimplecleverLarge as a mountain, small as a pea,
Endlessly swimming in a waterless sea.
Asteroids.
simplecleanEvery time you stand up, you lose this. What is it?
Your lap.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
what am IsimplecleanI'm very, very big.
I like to eat peanuts and hay.
I have four legs and two big ears.
My long nose is called a trunk.
I am an...
Elephant.
cleanlogicsimpleIt is impossible to keep it until you give it someone else. What is that?
A promise.
logiccleansimpleWhich month has 30 days?
All of them, except February.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
cleanwhat am IsimpleI build up castles.
I tear down mountains.
I make some men blind,
I help others to see.
What am I?
Sand.
