Why is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
what am I
I eat, I live. I breathe, I live. I drink, I die.
What am I?
What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
It caused the destruction of Troy,
The worst of tragedies,
And numerous maladies,
Yet it is chased, desired and fought for.
What is it?
cleanwhat am Isimple
I'm a soft and furry pet.
I have four legs and a long tail.
I have sharp teeth and claws.
I like to chase mice.
I am a...
What kind of ties can you never wear?
Three lives have I.
Gentle enough to soothe the skin,
Light enough to caress the sky,
Hard enough to crack rocks.
A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?
White. The house is at the North Pole, so the polar bear.
If you're 8 feet away from a door and with each move you advance half the distance to the door. How many moves will it take to reach the door?
You will never reach the door! If you only move half the distance, then you will always have half the distance remaining no matter, how small is the number.
What did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!