cleanpoemsMy antlers tower above my head.
Where I live it’s cold all year.
I can pull a sled or pack a load.
You call me a ?
Reindeer.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
logicmathtrickyCan you make 10 plus 4 = 2?
Yes. 10 o'clock + 4 hours = 2 o'clock.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
crazyfunnyHow many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
logicsimpleclevercleanWhat does this rebus say? XLR8.
Accelerate.
funnycrazyWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
cleansimplelogiccleverWhat has no beginning, end, or middle?
A doughnut.
logicmathsimplecleverI know a number which is spelled in an alphabetical order. Do you?
Forty.
punnyfunnyWhat is a sick crocodile?
An ail-ligator.
