cleanwhat am IsimplecleverlogicArmored but not a knight, snapping but not a twig, and always at home, even on the move. What am I?
A turtle.
cleanlogicsimplemathI have 6 eggs, I broke 2 eggs, fried 2 eggs, and ate 2 eggs. How many eggs do I have left?
4 eggs are left. The two broken eggs were then fried and later eaten.
trickyWhat is round on both ends and hi in the middle?
Ohio - The two 'o's are round with 'hi' in the middle.
cleanlogicsimpleHad at work day and night, it counts the numbers over and over. Although it counts all its life, it never gets past twelve.
Clock.
logiccleancleverWhat's the missing letter?
J ? M A M J J A S O N D
F.
Eplanation: The letters are the first letter of each of the twelve months. The second month is February.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
logicmathThink of a number. Double it. Add ten. Half it. Take away the number you started with. What is your number?
Your number is 5.
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
trickysimplelogicWhat kinds of stones are never found in the ocean?
Dry stones.
simplestupidWhat do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
