What has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps, can run but never walks, and has a bank but no money?
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What building has the most stories?
The red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
What did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!cleanshortwhat am I
I am full of holes but I can still hold water. What am I?
A sponge.animalshortwhat am I
I'm very, very big.
I like to eat peanuts and hay.
I have four legs and two big ears.
My long nose is called a trunk.
I am an...
August was the name of a puppy who was always picking on larger animals. One day he got into an argument with a lion. The next day was the first day of September. Why?
Because that was the last of August.cleanfunny
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
I know a number which is spelled in an alphabetical order. Do you?
Forty.cleanloveshortwhat am I
When I look at her, she smiles at me. When I wink at her, she winks at me. When I kiss her, she kisses me back. When I say I love you, she says it back. Who am I?
Your own reflection in the mirror.cleanloveshort
He has married many but has never been married . Who is he?