funnyWhat bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
simpletrickyIf you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
Wet.
funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
cleanwhat am IYou will always find me in the past. I can be created in the present, but the future can never taint me. What am I?
History.
cleanlogicWhat belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
Your name.
stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
cleanlogicmathsimpleWhat number should appear next in this sequence?
1 5 12 34 92 252 ?
688. Add the two previous numbers and multiply by 2.
funnyIt is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
clevercleansimpleWhat has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps, can run but never walks, and has a bank but no money?
A river.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.