A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?
White. The house is at the North Pole, so the polar bear.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
Five add six is eleven, but six add seven is one. How is that possible?
When you are looking at a clock
What do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
logicwhat am Icleansimple
What gets wet while it's drying?
what am Isimpleclean
I live in a bowl.
I can swim.
I have a tail.
I also have fins and big eyes.
I am a...
A word I know,
Six letters it contains,
Subtract just one,
And twelve is what remains.
cleanwhat am Isimple
I get whiter the dirtier I get. What am I?
What stays where it is when it goes off?
An alarm clock.
What does this rebus say? XLR8.