cleanwhat am IYou will always find me in the past. I can be created in the present, but the future can never taint me. What am I?
History.
cleanlogicWhat belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
Your name.
stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
cleanlogicmathsimpleWhat number should appear next in this sequence?
1 5 12 34 92 252 ?
688. Add the two previous numbers and multiply by 2.
funnyIt is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
cleansimplewhat am II live in the ocean.
I like to eat crabs.
I can change colors.
My eight legs are called tentacles.
I am an...
Octupus.
clevercleansimpleWhat has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps, can run but never walks, and has a bank but no money?
A river.
crazyfunnyWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
crazyfunnyWhen does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
