funnyWhich part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.
lovepoemsIt caused the destruction of Troy,
The worst of tragedies,
And numerous maladies,
Yet it is chased, desired and fought for.
What is it?
Love.
cleansimpletrickyDavid's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?
David.
cleansimplewhat am II live in the ocean.
I like to eat crabs.
I can change colors.
My eight legs are called tentacles.
I am an...
Octupus.
cleansimplewhat am INever ahead, ever behind, yet flying swiftly past; for a child, I last forever; for an adult, I'm gone too fast. What am I?
Time.
simplestupidWhat do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
logicmathcleancleverWhat is the value of 1/2 of 2/3 of 3/4 of 4/5 of 5/6 of 6/7 of 7/8 of 8/9 of 9/10 of 1000?
100. Looks hard? Don't worry, just work it backwards and you'll find it very easy.
cleansimplecleverWhat kind of soda must you not drink?
Baking soda.
logicsimplecleanEvery time you lose something, you always find it in the very last place you would look. Why is this?
It is the last place you would look because once you find it there is no need to keep looking.
funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
