punnyfunnyHow do trees access the internet?
They log in.
cleanwhat am IcleverI look taller when I am young. But as I get old, I become shorter and shorter. What Am I?
A candle.
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
cleanlogicsimpleI follow you all day long,
But when the night or rain comes,
I am all gone.
A shadow.
logictrickyI have 28 days in a month. Which month I am?
All months in a year have 28 days and many have more than 28 days.
cleanlogictrickyA beggar's brother died, but the man who died had not brother.
How could this be?
The beggar was a women.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
cleantrickylogiccleverWhat is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some left over?
Wholesome.
cleanloveWhat makes grown men cry, but humanity would go extinct without it?
Love.
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
