cleanlogicwhat am IsimpleWhat do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don't want to use it?
An anchor.
loveWhat did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
Let me call you Tweet heart.
cleansimplelogicMr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
funnyIf you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
cleanlogicsimpleHad at work day and night, it counts the numbers over and over. Although it counts all its life, it never gets past twelve.
Clock.
poemssimpleclevercleanThree lives have I.
Gentle enough to soothe the skin,
Light enough to caress the sky,
Hard enough to crack rocks.
Water.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
funnypunnyDid you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
funnyWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
