funnytrickyJoe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
funnyHow do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
simplecleancleverWhat king can you make if you take:
the head of a lamb
the middle of a pig
the hind of a buffalo
and the tail of a dragon?
A lion, king of the jungle! (the head of a Lamb, the middle of a pIg, the hind of a buffalO and the tail of a dragoN)
logiccleansimpleIt always stays hot even when put in refrigerator! What is that?
Pepper.
cleansimplepoemsUntil I am measured I am not known.
Yet how you miss me when I have flown.
Time.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
cleanlogicsimpletrickyIf 20 blackbirds are on a fence and you shoot one, how many remain?
None, they would all fly away from the sound of the shot.
cleanlogicwhat am IsimpleI am a fruit. Remove my first letter, it's a crime. Remove my first and last letter, it's a kind of music. What do you think am I?
Grape.
