cleanwhat am II am taken from a mine,
and shut up in a wooden case
from which I’m never released,
and yet I am used by many.
What am I?
Pencil lead.
funnyWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
funnyWhy is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
cleansimplelogiccleverWhoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
Whoever knows it, wants it not.
Counterfeit money.
logicmathcleanclever2+3=8,
3+7=27,
4+5=32,
5+8=60,
6+7=72,
7+8=?
Solve it?
98
2+3=2*[3+(2-1)]=8
3+7=3*[7+(3-1)]=27
4+5=4*[5+(4-1)]=32
5+8=5*[8+(5-1)]=60
6+7=6*[7+(6-1)]=72
therefore
7+8=7*[8+(7-1)]=98
x+y=x[y+(x-1)]=x^2+xy-x
cleanfunnyHow do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
funnyHow can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
cleanfunnylogicDuring what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
