funnyWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
cleanfunnyHow do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
logicmathcleanclever2+3=8,
3+7=27,
4+5=32,
5+8=60,
6+7=72,
7+8=?
Solve it?
98
2+3=2*[3+(2-1)]=8
3+7=3*[7+(3-1)]=27
4+5=4*[5+(4-1)]=32
5+8=5*[8+(5-1)]=60
6+7=6*[7+(6-1)]=72
therefore
7+8=7*[8+(7-1)]=98
x+y=x[y+(x-1)]=x^2+xy-x
funnyHow can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
cleanfunnylogicDuring what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
cleanWhat always ends everything?
The letter G.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
funnyWhy does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
cleanlogicwho am IsimpleWe are a family of 12 members. I am the second. I am also the youngest in our family. Who am I?
February. A year has 12 months and February is the second month.