What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
cleanwhat am I
People buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
It is impossible to keep it until you give it someone else. What is that?
What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
How can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
A turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
What king can you make if you take:
the head of a lamb
the middle of a pig
the hind of a buffalo
and the tail of a dragon?
A lion, king of the jungle! (the head of a Lamb, the middle of a pIg, the hind of a buffalO and the tail of a dragoN)
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
It always becomes white when it becomes dirty. What is that?
A Black board.
Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.