# Best short riddles

## Whoever...

Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not.
Counterfeit money.
72.55 %
91 votes
funny

## Inventors of the airplane

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
72.55 %
91 votes
funny

## Halo in the water

Why is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
72.55 %
91 votes

## How do you make the number one disappear

How do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
72.54 %
52 votes

## Really hard algebra puzzle

2+3=8, 3+7=27, 4+5=32, 5+8=60, 6+7=72, 7+8=? Solve it?
98 2+3=2*[3+(2-1)]=8 3+7=3*[7+(3-1)]=27 4+5=4*[5+(4-1)]=32 5+8=5*[8+(5-1)]=60 6+7=6*[7+(6-1)]=72 therefore 7+8=7*[8+(7-1)]=98 x+y=x[y+(x-1)]=x^2+xy-x
72.54 %
52 votes
funny

## Friendly ocean

How can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
72.53 %
149 votes

## Valentine card

What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
72.49 %
161 votes
clean

## Always ends everything

What always ends everything?
The letter G.
72.49 %
95 votes

## The least sleep

During what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
72.49 %
95 votes

## Lending money to a bison

What do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
72.49 %
95 votes
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