funnyWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
cleanlogicmathWould you have more money with a million dollars today or a penny today and double your money every day for 30 days?
Second option. You'll end up with $5,368,709.12. That's the beauty of compound interest.
cleanlogicWhich weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
They weigh the same amount.
cleanwhat am II weigh almost nothing. I am lighter than air. But even the strongest man in the world cannot lift me. What Am I?
Bubble.
cleanlogicmathHow do you make the number one disappear by adding to it?
Add the letter 'G' and it becomes Gone.
cleanwhat am II am taken from a mine,
and shut up in a wooden case
from which I’m never released,
and yet I am used by many.
What am I?
Pencil lead.
cleansimplelogiccleverWhoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
Whoever knows it, wants it not.
Counterfeit money.
funnyWhy is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
funnyWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
cleanfunnyHow do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
