stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
cleansimplecleverIt’s been around for millions of years, but it’s no more than a month old. What is it?
The moon.
funnytrickyJoe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
logicmathA clock chimes 5 times in 4 seconds. How many times will it chime in 10 seconds?
11 times. It chimes at zero and then once every second for 10 seconds.
punnyfunnyWhat is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.
logiccleanThe day before two days after the day before tomorrow is Saturday. What day is it today?
Friday.
cleanpoemssimpleI go around in circles,
but always go straight ahead.
I never ever complain,
no matter where I am lead
A Wheel.
funnyWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
dirtyWhat's long and hard and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
mathsimpleWhat is the largest number you can write with just 3 digits?
999.