cleanlogicsimpleWhat letter is next in this sequence?
M, A, M, J, J, A, S, O,__
N for November.
funnyWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
dirtyWhat's long and hard and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
cleanlogicWhich weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
They weigh the same amount.
cleanwhat am II am taken from a mine,
and shut up in a wooden case
from which I’m never released,
and yet I am used by many.
What am I?
Pencil lead.
cleansimplelogiccleverWhoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
Whoever knows it, wants it not.
Counterfeit money.
funnyWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
funnyWhy is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
cleanfunnyHow do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
logicmathcleanclever2+3=8,
3+7=27,
4+5=32,
5+8=60,
6+7=72,
7+8=?
Solve it?
98
2+3=2*[3+(2-1)]=8
3+7=3*[7+(3-1)]=27
4+5=4*[5+(4-1)]=32
5+8=5*[8+(5-1)]=60
6+7=6*[7+(6-1)]=72
therefore
7+8=7*[8+(7-1)]=98
x+y=x[y+(x-1)]=x^2+xy-x
