stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
cleansimplecleverIt’s been around for millions of years, but it’s no more than a month old. What is it?
The moon.
funnytrickyJoe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
punnyfunnyWhat is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.
cleanpoemssimpleI go around in circles,
but always go straight ahead.
I never ever complain,
no matter where I am lead
A Wheel.
cleanlogicmathWould you have more money with a million dollars today or a penny today and double your money every day for 30 days?
Second option. You'll end up with $5,368,709.12. That's the beauty of compound interest.
funnyWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
cleanlogicsimpleWhat letter is next in this sequence?
M, A, M, J, J, A, S, O,__
N for November.
dirtyWhat's long and hard and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
cleanlogicWhich weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
They weigh the same amount.
