crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicLook at me. I can bring a smile to your face, a tear to your eye, or even a thought to your mind. But, I can't be seen. What am I?
Memories.
stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
cleanpoemssimplelogicAlive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking.
Fish.
logicmathCan you arrange four 9's and use of at most 2 math symbols, make the total be 100?
99 / .99
or
99 + 9/9
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
logicmathcleancleverWhat is the value of 1/2 of 2/3 of 3/4 of 4/5 of 5/6 of 6/7 of 7/8 of 8/9 of 9/10 of 1000?
100. Looks hard? Don't worry, just work it backwards and you'll find it very easy.
simplecleanWhat type of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
Screw.
cleansimpleWhat goes up and doesn’t come back down?
Your age.
