funnypunnyWhat is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.
funnyWhy does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
funnytrickyHow many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
funnycrazyWhat type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat does this stand for?
7 W of the W
7 Wonders of the World.
logiccleansimpleWhat two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
logiccleansimpleA sundial has the fewest moving parts of any timepiece. Which has the most?
An hourglass, with thousands of grains of sand.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverlogicArmored but not a knight, snapping but not a twig, and always at home, even on the move. What am I?
A turtle.
cleansimplelogicWhat does the following represent?
N N N N N N N
A A A A A A A
C C C C C C C
7 up cans.
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
