cleanwhat am IsimplecleverlogicArmored but not a knight, snapping but not a twig, and always at home, even on the move. What am I?
A turtle.
dirtyWhat's long and hard and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
cleansimplelogicWhat does the following represent?
N N N N N N N
A A A A A A A
C C C C C C C
7 up cans.
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
cleansimpleWhat is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
cleanlogicmathHow do you make the number 7 an even number without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division?
Drop the "S".
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI am always will be coming, but I will never come. What Am I?
Tomorrow.
logicscaryThe person who built it sold it. The person who bought it never used it. The person who used it never saw it. What is it?
It's a coffin.
mathlogiccleansimpleI am an odd number; take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
7.
