cleansimpleWhat do you call a cat crossed with a fish?
Catfish.
cleansimpleWhat is the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
To cover cows.
logiccleansimpleFive add six is eleven, but six add seven is one. How is that possible?
When you are looking at a clock
cleanlogicWhy did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicLook at me. I can bring a smile to your face, a tear to your eye, or even a thought to your mind. But, I can't be seen. What am I?
Memories.
stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverI am a seed with three letters in my name. Take away the last two and I still sound the same. What am I?
Pea.
