What can you hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.
cleanlogicsimpleYou measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I'm quick when I'm thin and slow when I'm fat. The wind is my enemy.
A candle.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicIts ready to walk when I'm all tied up, but really should stop when I'm untied. What am I?
Shoes.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicWhen it comes to me, you go on red and stops on green. What am I?
Watermelon.
logicmathtrickyHow can you take 2 from 5 and leave 4?
F I V E. Remove the 2 letters F and E from five and you have IV.
funnyIt is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
cleansimpleWhat goes up when rain comes down?
An umbrella.
funnytrickyJoe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
