funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
who am IcleansimplelogicA father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.
Who am I?
Daughter
logictrickyTom's height is six feet, he is an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 12 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat.
cleansimpleWhat is everthing yet nothing, has no start and no end, creates yets destroys, brings life and death what is it?
Void
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
cleanloveWhat three words are said too much, yet not enough?
I love you.
funnytrickyHow many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
cleansimpleWhat has a ring but no finger?
A telephone.
logicIf you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.
