Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
What does the orange do, when it takes a test?
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
If 20 blackbirds are on a fence and you shoot one, how many remain?
None, they would all fly away from the sound of the shot.
It caused the destruction of Troy,
The worst of tragedies,
And numerous maladies,
Yet it is chased, desired and fought for.
What is it?
How could the cowboy travel on friday, then sleep two days and then travel back home on friday.
If the horse was named Friday.