crazyfunnyWhat do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
cleansimplecleverWhat you cannot hold it but it is yours?
Your heart.
logicsimplecleanEvery time you lose something, you always find it in the very last place you would look. Why is this?
It is the last place you would look because once you find it there is no need to keep looking.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicI go around all the places, cities, towns and villages, but never come inside. What am I?
A street.
what am IsimpleclevercleanI always work under pressure and by myself is the only way I'm hurt.
I was formed under pressure and for woman I'm pleasure.
What am I?
A diamond.
cleansimpleWhat tastes better than it smells?
Tounge.
logicmathcleanCan you write number 45 using only the number 4?
44+44/44
What can you hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.
what am IsimplelogicclevercleanI don’t have eyes, ears, nose and tongue, but I can see, smell, hear and taste everything. What am I?
A brain.
