What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
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Armored but not a knight, snapping but not a twig, and always at home, even on the move. What am I?
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don't see a single person on the boat. Why?
All the people were married.
Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
Even if you give this to someone else, you still get to keep it. What is it?
Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
NO since she is a 'widow', the guy's dead!
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
I am an odd number; take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
What is everthing yet nothing, has no start and no end, creates yets destroys, brings life and death what is it?
What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?