What is red but it smells like a blue paint?
See also best riddles or new riddles.crazyfunnyshort
What do you call a great dog detective?
What is a frog's favorite game?
What fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.crazyfunnyshort
What two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.crazyfunnyshort
A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn’t the lemon?
Because it was yellow.crazyfunnyshort
I am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.crazyshort
A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant.After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter.He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."animalcrazyfunnyshort
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?