logicmathtrickyHow many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
Just once, because after you subtract anything from it, it's not 25 anymore.
cleanwho am IsimplelogicEveryone in the world break me when they speak every time. Who am I?
Silence.
stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
funnycrazyWhy is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
trickylogicWhat is the word that is spelled incorrectly in all dictionaries?
Incorrectly.
punnyfunnyHow do trees access the internet?
They log in.
funnyWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.
funnypunnyWhat is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
cleanlogicsimpleMr. Smith has 4 daughters. Each of his daughters has a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
He has 5 children, all of the daughters have the same 1 brother.
cleansimpleWhat comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "M".