Best short riddles

cleanlogicwhat am Ipoems

I’m teary-eyed but never cry, silver-tongued, but never lie. double-winged, but never fly, air-cooled, but never dry. What am I?
Mercury. The element looks shiny, silver, and is wet. The god Mercury has two wings but only uses them to run.
83.67 %
75 votes
funnycrazy

By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
83.62 %
59 votes
funnytricky

If it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
83.45 %
42 votes