cleanwhat am IsimpleI never ask questions, but always answered. What am I?
A doorbell.
cleanwho am IsimplelogicEveryone in the world break me when they speak every time. Who am I?
Silence.
stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
trickylogicWhat is the word that is spelled incorrectly in all dictionaries?
Incorrectly.
punnyfunnyHow do trees access the internet?
They log in.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat type of bear is toothless?
A gummy bear
funnyWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.
funnypunnyWhat is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
cleansimplelogicMr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
cleanlogicIf you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?
Secret.
