funnycrazyWhy is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
punnyfunnyHow do trees access the internet?
They log in.
trickylogicWhat is the word that is spelled incorrectly in all dictionaries?
Incorrectly.
funnyWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.
funnypunnyWhat is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
cleanlogicsimpleMr. Smith has 4 daughters. Each of his daughters has a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
He has 5 children, all of the daughters have the same 1 brother.
cleansimpleWhat comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "M".
cleansimpleWhat is the similarity between a bottle and a human being?
Both have necks.
what am IsimplelogicclevercleanI don’t have eyes, ears, nose and tongue, but I can see, smell, hear and taste everything. What am I?
A brain.
crazyfunnyHow do birds communicate?
On twitter.
