When does Halloween come before Valentine's day?
In a dictionary.
My life can be measured in hours.
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick. Fat, I am slow.
Wind is my foe.
This very thing you were born with pleases us all. It's even capable of making men fall, while only experienced by few it's treasured by all.
When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.
There was a railroad crossing without any cars and trucks! Can you spell that without using any "R"?
What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
A hundred feet in the air, but it's back is on the ground. What is it?
A Centipede that turned upside down.
Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.