A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?
The library was moving to a new building, but due to poor budgeting, they had little money left for the move. By giving borrowers extra time, it ensures that the borrowers moved most of the books.
What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Why is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
What is the significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes past noon on May 6th.
The time and month/date/year are 12:34, 5/6/78.
Divide 110 into two parts so that one will be 150 percent of the other. What are the 2 numbers?
44 and 66.
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I have more than 80 keys, but I cannot open any lock. What Am I?
What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
There are a number of books on a shelf. If one book is the 6th from the left and 4th from the right, how many books are on the shelf?
There are 9 books on the shelf.