crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Spongebob smartypants.
cleansimplelogicMr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
logicmathcleansimpleHow could you give someone $63 using six bills without using one dollar bills?
1 - $50 bill, 1 - $5 bill, 4 - $2 bills.
what am IsimpleclevercleanYou will throw me away when you want to use me. You will take me in when you don’t want to use me. What am I?
An anchor.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI have foot, but there are no legs! What Am I?
A snail.
cleantrickyIf a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
simpletrickyHow many apples grow on a tree?
All apples grow on trees only!
loveWhat do you call two birds in love?
Tweet hearts.
funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
logicmathtrickyHow many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
Just once, because after you subtract anything from it, it's not 25 anymore.
