crazyfunnycleverWhich is the rope you never skip with?
Europe.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Spongebob smartypants.
cleansimplelogicMr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
what am IsimpleclevercleanYou will throw me away when you want to use me. You will take me in when you don’t want to use me. What am I?
An anchor.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI have foot, but there are no legs! What Am I?
A snail.
loveWhat do you call two birds in love?
Tweet hearts.
cleantrickyIf a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
simpletrickyHow many apples grow on a tree?
All apples grow on trees only!
funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
