what am IcleansimpleI can swim or walk for miles.
I’m big with thick, white hair.
I live up in the Arctic.
What I am?
Polar bear.
funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
cleansimpleWhat has a foot on each side and one in the middle?
A yardstick.
funnyWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
cleansimplecleverWhat always sleeps with his shoes on?
A horse.
logicmathcleverWhich is the smallest number that you can write using all the vowels exactly once?
fIvE thOUsAnd (5000).
cleancrazyName four days of the week that start with the letter "t"?
Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.