what am IcleansimpleI can swim or walk for miles.
I’m big with thick, white hair.
I live up in the Arctic.
What I am?
Polar bear.
cleanfunnyWhat did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
logicmathcleverWhich is the smallest number that you can write using all the vowels exactly once?
fIvE thOUsAnd (5000).
cleansimpleWhat has a foot on each side and one in the middle?
A yardstick.
funnyWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
cleansimplecleverWhat always sleeps with his shoes on?
A horse.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
