cleansimplecleverWhat always sleeps with his shoes on?
A horse.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
logiccleanThe day before two days after the day before tomorrow is Saturday. What day is it today?
Friday.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverI do not eat food. But I do enjoy a light meal every day. What am I?
A plant (photosynthesis).
cleansimpleWhat is something you will never see again?
Yesterday.
cleansimpleWhat can you swallow than can also swallow you?
Water.
logicwhat am IsimplecleanI am a five letter word. If you remove all letters one by one from the last, I sound the same! What am I?
QUEUE! QUEU! QUE! QU! Q!
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
