funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
funnyJack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
cleansimplecleverWhat always sleeps with his shoes on?
A horse.
funnyWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
logicmathcleverWhich is the smallest number that you can write using all the vowels exactly once?
fIvE thOUsAnd (5000).
crazyfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
logiccleanThe day before two days after the day before tomorrow is Saturday. What day is it today?
Friday.
