funnyJack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
funnyWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
cleansimplecleverWhat always sleeps with his shoes on?
A horse.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
logicmathcleverWhich is the smallest number that you can write using all the vowels exactly once?
fIvE thOUsAnd (5000).
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverI do not eat food. But I do enjoy a light meal every day. What am I?
A plant (photosynthesis).
cleansimpleWhat is something you will never see again?
Yesterday.
cleansimpleWhat can you swallow than can also swallow you?
Water.
