cleansimplecleverWhat always sleeps with his shoes on?
A horse.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
cleanWhat gets broken without being held?
A promise.
cleansimpleWhat can you swallow than can also swallow you?
Water.
cleansimpleWhat can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
logicmathsimplecleverI know a number which is spelled in an alphabetical order. Do you?
Forty.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
