cleanfunnyWhat is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant.
cleansimplelogicCan you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday
Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow.
cleansimplelogicWhat has a head like a cat, feet like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?
A kitten.
logicwhat am IcleverI am a vehicle. I spell the same when you read me forwards as well as backwards. What Am I?
Race car.
cleanpoemssimpleI go around in circles,
but always go straight ahead.
I never ever complain,
no matter where I am lead
A Wheel.
punnysimplecleanWhat's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
A carrot.
funnyWhy didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
logicclevercleanA word I know,
Six letters it contains,
Subtract just one,
And twelve is what remains.
Dozens.
cleanIn which place are you silent?
In the building ("u" is silent in pronouncing "building".
cleansimpleWhat tastes better than it smells?
Tounge.
