funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
cleanfunnyWhat is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant.
cleanlogicwhat am IpoemsI’m teary-eyed but never cry,
silver-tongued, but never lie.
double-winged, but never fly,
air-cooled, but never dry.
What am I?
Mercury. The element looks shiny, silver, and is wet. The god Mercury has two wings but only uses them to run.
logicWhat has many keys but can't open any doors?
Piano.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
funnycrazyWhat do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
funnyWhy does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
simplelogictrickyYou see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don't see a single person on the boat. Why?
All the people were married.
cleansimplelogicWhat is as light as a feather but even the strongest man in the world can’t hold it for long?
His breath.
