cleansimplelogicWhat jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
cleanwhat am II am taken from a mine,
and shut up in a wooden case
from which I’m never released,
and yet I am used by many.
What am I?
Pencil lead.
cleansimplelogicCan you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday
Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
logicmathcleanclever2+3=8,
3+7=27,
4+5=32,
5+8=60,
6+7=72,
7+8=?
Solve it?
98
2+3=2*[3+(2-1)]=8
3+7=3*[7+(3-1)]=27
4+5=4*[5+(4-1)]=32
5+8=5*[8+(5-1)]=60
6+7=6*[7+(6-1)]=72
therefore
7+8=7*[8+(7-1)]=98
x+y=x[y+(x-1)]=x^2+xy-x
logicsimpleclevercleanWhat does this rebus say? XLR8.
Accelerate.
simplecleanWhat is the similarity between your eyes and your school?
Both have pupils.
cleanIn which place are you silent?
In the building ("u" is silent in pronouncing "building".
cleanlogicmathsimpleWhat number should appear next in this sequence?
1 5 12 34 92 252 ?
688. Add the two previous numbers and multiply by 2.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
