cleanlogicsimpleI follow you all day long,
But when the night or rain comes,
I am all gone.
A shadow.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Spongebob smartypants.
logicsimplecleanWithout looking at a calendar, within a minute name a boys name using 5 consecutive first letters of 5 consecutive months.
JASON - July August September October November.
punnyfunnyWhat is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.
cleansimpleWhat is the similarity between a bottle and a human being?
Both have necks.
cleansimplecleverHow do you spell candy in 2 letters?
C and y c(and)y.
mathlogiccleancleverHow many times do a clock's hands overlap in a day?
22 times.
am
12:00
1:05
2:11
3:16
4:22
5:27
6:33
7:38
8:44
9:49
10:55
pm
12:00
1:05
2:11
3:16
4:22
5:27
6:33
7:38
8:44
9:49
10:55
crazyfunnyWhen does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
logicIn the final stretch of a road race, you pass the 2nd-place runner right before crossing the finish line. What place do you finish in?
You finish in second place. You would have had to pass the first place racer to have finished in first place.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
