Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
What you call a witch at a beach?
How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
What can you hold without ever touching it?
What number should appear next in this sequence?
1 5 12 34 92 252 ?
688. Add the two previous numbers and multiply by 2.
Why did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1.
What do you call a bear without ears?
Which is the smallest number that you can write using all the vowels exactly once?
fIvE thOUsAnd (5000).
What gets broken without being held?
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.