I follow you all day long,
But when the night or rain comes,
I am all gone.
What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Without looking at a calendar, within a minute name a boys name using 5 consecutive first letters of 5 consecutive months.
JASON - July August September October November.
What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
What is the similarity between a bottle and a human being?
Both have necks.
How do you spell candy in 2 letters?
C and y c(and)y.
How many times do a clock's hands overlap in a day?
When does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
In the final stretch of a road race, you pass the 2nd-place runner right before crossing the finish line. What place do you finish in?
You finish in second place. You would have had to pass the first place racer to have finished in first place.
What clothes does a house wear?