funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
cleantrickyHow can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
What can you hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.
cleanlogicmathsimpleWhat number should appear next in this sequence?
1 5 12 34 92 252 ?
688. Add the two previous numbers and multiply by 2.
cleanlogicWhy did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1.
funnycrazyWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
logicmathcleverWhich is the smallest number that you can write using all the vowels exactly once?
fIvE thOUsAnd (5000).
cleanWhat gets broken without being held?
A promise.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
