funnyWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
logiccleansimpleAn iron horse with a flaxen tail.
The faster the horse runs,
the shorter his tail becomes.
What is it?
A needle and thread.
cleanWhat gets shorter when you close your arm?
A sleeve.
funnysimpleWhat has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
crazyI live in every part of your body and all commodities are transacted through me! I appear the same, but different!
Cell, Sell.
cleansimpleWhat is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?
The temperature.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI'm in your phone. Sometimes I laugh. Sometimes I cry. I even flip you off from time to time. What am I ?
An emoji.
