crazyfunnyHow do birds communicate?
On twitter.
funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
cleansimplemathThere is a word and six letters it contains.
Take one away and twelve is what remains.
What word is it?
Dozens.
cleanlogicsimpleMr. Smith has 4 daughters. Each of his daughters has a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
He has 5 children, all of the daughters have the same 1 brother.
logicmathtrickyHow can you take 2 from 5 and leave 4?
F I V E. Remove the 2 letters F and E from five and you have IV.
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
cleanlogicsimpleIt is impossible to keep it until you give it someone else. What is that?
A promise.
what am IpoemscleansimpleTurn me on my side and I am everything.
Cut me in half and I am nothing.
What am I?
The number 8. On it's side is infinity, cut the symbol in half, you get two zeros.
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
