cleanlogicsimpleWhat does this stand for?
26 Ls of the A
26 Letters of the Alphabet.
cleanloveWhat three words are said too much, yet not enough?
I love you.
logicwhat am IcleansimpleWhat gets wet while it's drying?
A towel.
cleansimpleWhat has hands but can not clap?
A clock.
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
mathlogiccleancleverHow many times do a clock's hands overlap in a day?
22 times.
am
12:00
1:05
2:11
3:16
4:22
5:27
6:33
7:38
8:44
9:49
10:55
pm
12:00
1:05
2:11
3:16
4:22
5:27
6:33
7:38
8:44
9:49
10:55
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
cleanfunnywhat am ITake me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
A fan.
funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
