crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Spongebob smartypants.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
funnyWhat sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
funnytrickyWhat do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.
cleanWhat gets broken without being held?
A promise.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
cleanloveHe has married many but has never been married . Who is he?
A priest.
simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
