How do birds communicate?
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
There is a word and six letters it contains.
Take one away and twelve is what remains.
What word is it?
Mr. Smith has 4 daughters. Each of his daughters has a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
He has 5 children, all of the daughters have the same 1 brother.
How can you take 2 from 5 and leave 4?
F I V E. Remove the 2 letters F and E from five and you have IV.
What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
It is impossible to keep it until you give it someone else. What is that?
what am Ipoemscleansimple
Turn me on my side and I am everything.
Cut me in half and I am nothing.
What am I?
The number 8. On it's side is infinity, cut the symbol in half, you get two zeros.
What rock group has four men that don't sing?