cleansimpleWhat has hands but can not clap?
A clock.
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI am full of holes but I can still hold water. What am I?
A sponge.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
cleanfunnywhat am ITake me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
A fan.
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
funnyWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
cleanWhat gets shorter when you close your arm?
A sleeve.
logiccleansimpleAn iron horse with a flaxen tail.
The faster the horse runs,
the shorter his tail becomes.
What is it?
A needle and thread.
