simplelogiccleanWhich city is three fifth chick two third cat and 50% goat?
Chicago.
cleanlogicWhat word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short.
cleansimplecleverHow do you spell candy in 2 letters?
C and y c(and)y.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
cleantrickyWhat jumps higher than a building?
All animals and people can jump higher than a building. Buildings do not jump.
cleanfunnyWhat is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant.
cleansimpleYou've heard me before, yet you hear me again,
Then I die 'til you call me again.
Echo.
logicsimpleWhat is red but it smells like a blue paint?
Red paint.
funnypunnyWhat is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
