crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
cleancleversimplelogicI know a country. If you remove the last aplhabet of its name, it will become a part of your body. Do you?
China. It will become chin when last alphabet is removed.
funnyWhat's three stories tall and moves at 15 mph through the jungle?
A giraffe on roller blades.
logiccleansimpleIt always stays hot even when put in refrigerator! What is that?
Pepper.
poemscleanWhat always runs, but never walks,
often murmurs, never talks,
has a bed, but never sleeps,
has a mouth, but never eats?
A river.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat does this stand for?
The 7 D S
The 7 Deadly Sins.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
what am IsimpleclevercleanI always work under pressure and by myself is the only way I'm hurt.
I was formed under pressure and for woman I'm pleasure.
What am I?
A diamond.
funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
funnyHow do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
