funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
simplecleanWhat is the similarity between your eyes and your school?
Both have pupils.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
Screw.
simplecleancleverlogicWhat has five fingers but is not alive?
A glove.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
simpleWhat is brown and sticky?
A stick.
mathlogicsimplecleverIf you had a pizza with crust thickness 'a' and radius 'z', what's the volume of the pizza?
pi * z * z * a
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
