funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
simplecleanWhat is the similarity between your eyes and your school?
Both have pupils.
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
mathlogicsimplecleverIf you had a pizza with crust thickness 'a' and radius 'z', what's the volume of the pizza?
pi * z * z * a
simpleWhat is brown and sticky?
A stick.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
cleansimplelogicWhat jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
logiccleansimpleWhat is seen in the middle of March and April that can't be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
The letter "R"
logicmathcleanCan you find four consecutive prime numbers that add up to 220?
47 + 53 + 59 + 61 = 220