funnyloveHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
Screw.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
simplecleanWhat is the similarity between your eyes and your school?
Both have pupils.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
simplecleancleverlogicWhat has five fingers but is not alive?
A glove.
mathlogicsimplecleverIf you had a pizza with crust thickness 'a' and radius 'z', what's the volume of the pizza?
pi * z * z * a
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
