funnyWhat do you call a bee come from America?
USB
what am IsimplecleanI live in a house called a coop.
I have two legs, two wings and a tail.
I eat worms and bugs and grain.
I lay eggs.
I am a...
Chicken.
funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
lovepoemsIt caused the destruction of Troy,
The worst of tragedies,
And numerous maladies,
Yet it is chased, desired and fought for.
What is it?
Love.
cleansimplewhat am INever ahead, ever behind, yet flying swiftly past; for a child, I last forever; for an adult, I'm gone too fast. What am I?
Time.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
simpleWhat needs an answer but doesn’t ask a question?
A telephone.
cleansimpleWhat is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?
The temperature.
