funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
funnyloveHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
simplecleanWhat is the similarity between your eyes and your school?
Both have pupils.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
Screw.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
simplecleancleverlogicWhat has five fingers but is not alive?
A glove.
simpleWhat is brown and sticky?
A stick.
