funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
Screw.
simplecleancleverlogicWhat has five fingers but is not alive?
A glove.
simplecleanWhat is the similarity between your eyes and your school?
Both have pupils.
mathlogicsimplecleverIf you had a pizza with crust thickness 'a' and radius 'z', what's the volume of the pizza?
pi * z * z * a
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
simpleWhat is brown and sticky?
A stick.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
cleansimplelogicWhat jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
logiccleansimpleWhat is seen in the middle of March and April that can't be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
The letter "R"
