simpleclevercleanlogicIt always becomes white when it becomes dirty. What is that?
A Black board.
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
cleansimpleWhat is it that you throw away the outer side, then cook the insides and then throw away the insides – what is the name of the item?
Corn on the cob. You throw away the husk, cook and eat the corn kernels and throw away the cob.
cleanlogicIf you have one pound of rocks and one pound of feathers, which one will weigh more?
They both weigh a pound.
funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
cleanwhat am IsimpleIf you throw me out the window, I'll leave a grieving wife. Bring me back, but through the door, You'll see someone giving life. What am I?
The letter 'n'. Throw out the letter n from the word window and you have widow. Bring back the word n to door and you have donor.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
