funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
cleanlogicIf you have one pound of rocks and one pound of feathers, which one will weigh more?
They both weigh a pound.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
cleanwhat am IsimpleIf you throw me out the window, I'll leave a grieving wife. Bring me back, but through the door, You'll see someone giving life. What am I?
The letter 'n'. Throw out the letter n from the word window and you have widow. Bring back the word n to door and you have donor.
funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
