cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
cleansimpleMy life can be measured in hours.
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick. Fat, I am slow.
Wind is my foe.
Candle.
funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
A stamp.
funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
cleansimpleIt has only two bones, but there are 1000s of ribs. What is that?
Railway track.
simplecleverWhat word looks the same backwards and upside down?
SWIMS.
funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
funnyWhat's three stories tall and moves at 15 mph through the jungle?
A giraffe on roller blades.
cleanlogicsimpleIf there're 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
If you take 2 apples, than you have of course 2.
