simplecleverWhat word looks the same backwards and upside down?
SWIMS.
cleansimpleBranches grow on its head; it wears spotted clothes. Not a donkey of a horse, it runs like the wind.
Deer.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicLook at me. I can bring a smile to your face, a tear to your eye, or even a thought to your mind. But, I can't be seen. What am I?
Memories.
funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
logicsimpleHow can one talk without saying a single word?
by writing / using hand symbols
funnyWhat did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
logicsimplecleanWhy are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
