funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
logicwhat am IcleansimpleWhat gets wet while it's drying?
A towel.
cleanlogicsimpleThere is one thing that goes round the house and also inside the house but never even share a brief touch. What is it?
Sun.
funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
what am IsimpleclevercleanYou will throw me away when you want to use me. You will take me in when you don’t want to use me. What am I?
An anchor.
funnyWhat did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
cleansimpleWhat comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "M".
