crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnyWhy is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
What can you hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.
cleansimpleWhat starts with "w" and ends with "hat"?
what
crazyWhat is the similarity between a nose and an athlete?
Both "run".
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
cleansimplelogicWhat letter is a drink?
T.
