crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
funnyWhat did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnyWhy is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
What can you hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.
crazyWhat is the similarity between a nose and an athlete?
Both "run".
cleansimpleWhat starts with "w" and ends with "hat"?
what
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
