crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
logicsimpleHow can one talk without saying a single word?
by writing / using hand symbols
cleanloveHe has married many but has never been married . Who is he?
A priest.
funnyWhy is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
What can you hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.
crazyWhat is the similarity between a nose and an athlete?
Both "run".
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
cleansimplelogicWhat letter is a drink?
T.
