logicsimplecleanWhy are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
cleanloveHe has married many but has never been married . Who is he?
A priest.
funnyWhy is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
What can you hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.
crazyWhat is the similarity between a nose and an athlete?
Both "run".
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
mathlogiccleancleverHow many times do a clock's hands overlap in a day?
22 times.
am
12:00
1:05
2:11
3:16
4:22
5:27
6:33
7:38
8:44
9:49
10:55
pm
12:00
1:05
2:11
3:16
4:22
5:27
6:33
7:38
8:44
9:49
10:55
