# Best short riddles

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## It always goes up and never ever comes down

It always goes up and never ever comes down! What is that?
There are two answers - your age and your height.
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41 votes
funny

## Cross an elephant and a kangaroo

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
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41 votes

## 7+2+5 = ?

Assume: 5+3+2 = 151022 9+2+4 = 183652 8+6+3 = 482466 5+4+5 = 202541 Then; 7+2+5 = ?
143547 Explanations: Multiplication of the 1st & 2nd numbers, 5*3 = 15; 9*2 = 18…thusly, 7*2 = 14 Multiplication of the 1st & 3rd numbers, 5*2 = 10; 9*4 = 36…thusly, 7*5 = 35; Multiplication of the 1st & the sum of the 2nd & 3rd numbers. The generated result is reduced by the value of the 2nd number, …thusly, 7*(2+5) = 49 - 2 = 47
86.32 %
41 votes

## What does he weigh?

Tom's height is six feet, he is an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 12 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat.
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41 votes

## A clock

A clock chimes 5 times in 4 seconds. How many times will it chime in 10 seconds?
11 times. It chimes at zero and then once every second for 10 seconds.
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41 votes

## Gambling house

Even though the odds are always in favor of the gambling house, why does the establishment insist on a house limit on stakes?
Every casino in the world would go bankrupt without a house limit on stakes. Without it, gamblers would keep doubling their stakes until they won. No matter how bad a losing streak they were on, they would eventually win. For more information, search: Martingale
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41 votes

## You will always search for me

When you do know me about me, them I am definitely something. You will always search for me. But when you know me, I am nothing. Who am I?
I'm a Riddle.
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41 votes
funny

## Halo in the water

Why is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
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41 votes

## Gone with the night

I follow you all day long, But when the night or rain comes, I am all gone.
A shadow.
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41 votes

## Talking without saying a single word

How can one talk without saying a single word?
by writing / using hand symbols
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41 votes
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