logicIn the final stretch of a road race, you pass the 2nd-place runner right before crossing the finish line. What place do you finish in?
You finish in second place. You would have had to pass the first place racer to have finished in first place.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
cleanlogicWhat word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short.
lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
cleanIt always goes up and never ever comes down! What is that?
There are two answers - your age and your height.
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
cleanWhat kind of ties can you never wear?
Railroad ties.
