cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
cleansimpleWhat can you swallow than can also swallow you?
Water.
funnyWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
funnyWhat's three stories tall and moves at 15 mph through the jungle?
A giraffe on roller blades.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
cleanwhat am IsimpleTake off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion.
cleanfunnyTeddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
Stuffed.
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
