funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
logicIn the final stretch of a road race, you pass the 2nd-place runner right before crossing the finish line. What place do you finish in?
You finish in second place. You would have had to pass the first place racer to have finished in first place.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
cleanIt always goes up and never ever comes down! What is that?
There are two answers - your age and your height.
cleanWhat kind of ties can you never wear?
Railroad ties.
logicwhat am IsimpleThe more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?
Hole.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
cleansimplelogicWhat has only two words, but thousands of letters?
Post office.
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
