cleanIt always goes up and never ever comes down! What is that?
There are two answers - your age and your height.
punnyfunnyWhat is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
punnyWhat's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
logicwhat am IcleverI am a vehicle. I spell the same when you read me forwards as well as backwards. What Am I?
Race car.
logicmathcleancleverWhat is the value of 1/2 of 2/3 of 3/4 of 4/5 of 5/6 of 6/7 of 7/8 of 8/9 of 9/10 of 1000?
100. Looks hard? Don't worry, just work it backwards and you'll find it very easy.
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
mathlogicsimplecleverIf you had a pizza with crust thickness 'a' and radius 'z', what's the volume of the pizza?
pi * z * z * a
