What do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
How do you spell candy in 2 letters?
C and y c(and)y.
Can you make 10 plus 4 = 2?
Yes. 10 o'clock + 4 hours = 2 o'clock.
I go around in circles,
but always go straight ahead.
I never ever complain,
no matter where I am lead
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
What is invisible and makes people suffer from symptoms like sweating and nausea, yet people can’t survive without it?
What city has no people?
Buy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
Why does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.