cleanlogicsimpleThis old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?
A waterfall.
cleanThe more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it?
A towel.
cleansimplecleverlogicWhat is the ancient invention that allows people to see through walls?
A window.
logicWhat has many keys but can't open any doors?
Piano.
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
punnyWhat's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
cleanYou are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
You.
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
