funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
cleanlogicwhat am IpoemsYou bury me when I am alive,
and dig me up when I die.
What am I?
A plant.
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
cleanlogicsimpleThis old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?
A waterfall.
cleansimplecleverlogicWhat is the ancient invention that allows people to see through walls?
A window.
simplelogictrickyBefore Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mt. Everest; it just wasn’t discovered yet.
cleanloveWhat is invisible and makes people suffer from symptoms like sweating and nausea, yet people can’t survive without it?
Love.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicWhen it comes to me, you go on red and stops on green. What am I?
Watermelon.
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
