cleanwhat am IsimplelogicWhen it comes to me, you go on red and stops on green. What am I?
Watermelon.
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
logicWhat has many keys but can't open any doors?
Piano.
logicsimplecleanWhat has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?
A shoe.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
cleanYou are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
You.
cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
cleanwhat am IsimpleThe more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps.
punnyWhat's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.