funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
logictrickyA hundred feet in the air, but it's back is on the ground. What is it?
A Centipede that turned upside down.
logicsimplecleanWhat has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?
A shoe.
cleansimplelogicWhat goes up and down the stairs without moving?
A rug.
cleanThe more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it?
A towel.
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
cleanlogicsimpleIf there're 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
If you take 2 apples, than you have of course 2.
logicWhat has many keys but can't open any doors?
Piano.
logiccleansimpleFive add six is eleven, but six add seven is one. How is that possible?
When you are looking at a clock
punnyWhat's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
