What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
A stamp.
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
trickyI'm in you,
But not in him,
I go up,
But not down,
I'm in the colosseum,
But not a tower,
I'm in a puzzle,
But not a riddle.
The letter U.
cleanThe more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it?
A towel.
cleanWhat never asks questions but is often answered?
A doorbell.
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
funnypunnyWhat is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
cleanYou are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
You.
funnyWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
